why do doctors suck?

waterville_NH

waterville_NH

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you go in for a physical and he makes you drop you pants, turn and cough...its just uncool

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Not if your doctors' a hot chick!

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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
i went and got mine, and it was a hot nurse. then she said i was over developed, and said i should see my doctor cuz i might develop back problems from the weight.

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no true, i was the nurse.

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Too bad it's near impossible to get a 'hot doctor' to do that... doctors have to go to school for AT LEAST eight years, and even up to ten or twelve, depending. At least you guys don't have to get pap smears...

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You plus me

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Last time I went to the doctor I asked why you had to turn your head when you coughed. He said the only reason was so you dont cough on them.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
sarah, older women can be hot

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
i know a kid that popped one on a hot doc once

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

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they make you do htat cause if your balls dont lift when you cough, you got some problems that need to be fixed. now you dont want your nuts to not work now do you?

although it does suck that thats the only way to check it, dont like men touching my special places

He who dares wins
 
i wanna kill the doctor that botched my circumcision

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

 
a bunch of my friends made a bet for $50 to tuck in their package between their legs when you showed the doc your package (ya know . . . the man-gina) haaaa one of them did it, he proved it by putting a tape recorder in his pocket. lol the doctor goes hmmm i dont think ive ever seen that before and kinda laughed my friend then went oo my bad then once we heard him start to cough we turned it off. He got paid. I dont think ive ever laughed so hard

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thats funny shit!

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Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --Benjamin Franklin--

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
i hade some surgery in the groin area and all the nurses were so hot. When I woke up from the anesthetic my pants were down and all these hot nurse were standing around me and i just go 'Hey ladies!'

Fritz

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i got a rectical exam but it was the wierdest thing both of his hands were on my shoulders the whole time

i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
 
fuck... when do you get these testicle exams? i am not looking forward to revealing to the world my abormally large genetalia

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