The most ridiculous answer wins...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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The_Best_Bread
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probably to get to the other side
14430584:The_Best_Bread said:
Well youre fucking wrong.
The_Best_Bread
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to get to his local applebees
14430587:The_Best_Bread said:
Chickens do love dollaritas.
Icant_kfed
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To get a closer look at spaghetti doing some holocaust memorial parkour
ASSholebomber22
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To get beak deep in @eheath's whooty
TheMoostafian
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Probably because he was sick of the monotonous, ever-turning and grinding gears of time. The other side of the road was never really the goal, but rather a seemingly unreachable destination that, if attempted, promised the sweet embrace of the void. He was prepared to shed the restraints of the world and lay in the forever box. Somehow he made it to the other side though lol what a fucking bitch.
MichiganCatFart
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to get to the time portal, so that she could go back in time and peck the keyboard off of your computer so this thread would not be made. The Chicken is part of the CIA and does not like it when we talk about her like this. This thread could be detrimental to her career.
edited because chickens/hen are females and roosters are males.
**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2022 at 2:58:13pm
**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2022 at 2:59:29pm
edited because chickens/hen are females and roosters are males.
**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2022 at 2:58:13pm
**This post was edited on Apr 26th 2022 at 2:59:29pm
Deez_Mcskis
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14430597:Icant_kfed said:
Is this an ankilla or andri reference?
Deez_Mcskis
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14430615:r00kie said:
Bro did you learn about self-actualization from a stupid highschool course that teaches you nothing and wastes all your time?
Would be thrilled to hear I'm not alone.
Icant_kfed
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14430829:Deez_Mcskis said:
Andri, ankilla seems like a chill dude just kinda in his own world, I knew he was a holocaust denier but was unaware he did that stuff too
Icant_kfed
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14430597:Icant_kfed said:
What cockmuncher downvoted this
ReturnToMonkey
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He's counting how many times he can cross before getting hit by a truck
weastcoat
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14430995:WoFlowz said:
In high school there was this side entrance near the pool that led out to the student parking lot so we would put a pen in the door so it didn’t shut and lock behind us and would drive and go get mcd’s and shit. Sometimes I would do the same thing but not come back and just go skiing lol.
