why did it take me so long....

Sk3bUm

Sk3bUm

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to figure out that if you tell a chick at a party that you are pro you will get ass? last night i told a chick i was shawn white and she was on my dong like samcaylor on food

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
quite the opposite... she was hot as fuck a 10 for sure

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
you can't give out 10's like that. A 10 is like a goddess. Not too many in the world. Carmen Electra is a 10. Was her name Carmen?

 
what happens when she realizes you're a loser? or was it just a one night thing? hopefully it was because any chick who will believe you're a pro deserves to be used for sex

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
oh yeah she isn't a smart one at all.. infact she called me today and wants to do something with me again tonight... we are supposed to go snowboard sometime this week, but seeing as how i can't snowboard it could be a problem

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
^ha. haha. well if she's dumb enough to fuck you then i'm sure you'll have no trouble explaining yourself out of this situation......my guess is that she's really only a 7 or 8 anyway

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^^ i wasn't even the one who started the whole thing. one of my friends was talking to her and said something about me being shawn white and she came up to me and asked me some shit and i just played along... but yes i am a loser.. a loser that is now going to get prime snatch until she figures out that i'm not really mr x games

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
but then she could get back at me by biting my dick off *not good... not good at all*

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
she sounds so dumb that if you told her you'd have at least 5 or 6 seconds before it registered in her head

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
haha probably so

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
haha just tell her snowboarding was getting too easy so you took up skiing to see where you could take the sport. does she call your house and ask for shawn?

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everyone here knows they'd do it if they were goin to get laid by a hot chick

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and no i'm not brand new to the site i forgot my password (sorta stupid)
 
think how much ass shawn white gets.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

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nice i like it

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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haha as if she thinks you're shaun white?.. that's too retarded

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
I have an idea, go snowboarding with her, and tell her that the reason you ski is because it's radder, and all the pro snowboarders are doing it. Then she will tell her friends, they ski, and you get more action. Everybody wins.

-And yeah, telling girls you are pro at anything= action.

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little do you know.... it was too dark to see but it was actually your mom

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that sounds fuckin sweet to me, free lovin because some girls a dumb bitch.

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holy shit, to the kid who said whatevers about saying that skiing is better than snowboarding and say that its the cool thing to do, good idea

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Don't tell a girl you're someone else. Just tell em you're sponsored. That way if you do go skiing with em, you're not up shit's creek and having to make up some bullshit answer. I just tell girls I'm sponsored. It works for me...

Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
 
she was 10? thats gross man.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
^hahaha

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
so the chick realized tonight that i'm not mr white... it was fucking hilarious... last night i actually signed autographs for some of her friends.. she was a little upset when she found out then she started laughing and is totally cool with it no hard feelings whatsoever

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
do you look like shaun white?? cause then i can see how you would need to lie to get laid. no, im only kidding, but yeah, just be like 'im too good at snowboarding, so i borrowed my cousin's skis to try them out' and then fuck her again. then tell her you have aids, and when she flips out, be like 'im only kidding, but im not shaun white' she wont be mad, she will be happy that she doesnt have aids. ps, that only will work if you really DONT have aids.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
no and that's what's so funny.. the only thing shaun and i have in common is the hair. we look nothing alike besides the hair.

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
so are u nailing her or what

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