Why can't new hip hop have lyrics like this

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radioclash

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Said Superman had come to town to see who he could rock

He blew away every crew he faced until he reached the block

His speakers were three stories high with woofers made of steel

And when we boys sit outside, he said "I boom for real"

He said, "I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set

I don't need no fans to cool my a**, I just use my super breath

I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat

I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet

And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move

And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove

And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he wouldn't fight

We rocked this bet with a 12 inch cut called Disco Kryptonite

Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, "You rock so naturally"

I said now that you've learned to deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real

I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race

I do it right 'cause I can't do it wrong

That's why the whole world is singin' this song

im not saying all new hip hop sucks, im a fan of ghostface and some of those good guys, i just think its lost its charm
 
superman story reminded me of an even better story

well i was comin home late one dark afternoon

a reporter stopped me for a interview

she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables

that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables

this young reporter i did adore

so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before

she said damn fly guy im in love with you

the casanova legend must have been true

i said by the way baby what's your name

said i go by the name of lois lane

and you could be my boyfiend you surely can

just let me quit my boyfriend called superman

i said he's a fairy i do suppoose

flyin through the air in pantyhose

he may be very sexy or even cute

but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit

i said you need a man who's got finesse

and his whole name across his chest

he may be able to fly all through the night

but can he rock a party til the early light

he cant satisfy you with his little worm

but i can bust you out with my super sperm

i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere

just throw your hands up in the air

and party hardy like you just dont care

let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop

go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)

im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend

i say skip, dive, what can i say

i cant fit em all inside my oj

so i just take half and bust them out

i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
 
yeahhhhh bro. that is fuckin awesome you knew that. but seriously, this isnt the extent, like ive gotten into an 80s/90s electro hiphop phase lately and its really just too awesome to not become obsessed with. anybody else, download newcleus- jam on it, cybotron-clear, man parrish- hip hop be bop dont stop, mantronix- needle to the groove. please :( im 94.556 percent sure you wont be disappointed
 
Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

when suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

but before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

and took an AK47 out from under his hat

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny
 
I always liked this. Or something like it.

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys* got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by

Kicked the blind man in the eye

Knocked him through a nine inch wall

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to arrest the two dead boys

If you don't believe this story’s true

Ask the blind man he saw it too
 
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies

and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these

mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery

Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me

Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits

tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics

I inspect you, through the future see millenium

Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum

Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics

Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths

Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in

Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function

Heads by the score take flight incite a war

Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more

Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly

Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi

Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock

Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block
 
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