Indentured sevantry for a year under the condition I don't misbehave, wherupon the sentence can be extended for any length of time up to and including one year per breach of contract.
hahaha thats awesome. i wanna write one of thsoe letters sometime. someone should try to burn a bull in a church for its 'pleasing odor' and then insist the bible told them to do it when the church is a a couple of cinders on the ground.