Why canada would be fucked if they weren't the US's friend

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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because half of our country would fuck them up. How you ask me? Well, tell all the rednecks in the south that they can take Canadians land for their own and use the cannucks as slaves.

i really don't see a negitive side to this.

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man you Americans are fucking Dumb.......you just dont get it do you.

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it sucks? hmm lemme see, i've never had to pay for any health care, i've never had to wait very long for it. and oh yeah i just got a free nose job on wednesday!

 
^well if "you canadians" r so smart, why arnt u the most power full nation on earth? i question u that "eyh"

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power comes from numbers not brains, you think the nazi's were smart in WW2 or the japansese? i don;t- but they were powerful.

and why would be want to be the most powerful nation on earth- we don;t have an ego to feed, like the US!

 
One other thing, we'd kick the U.S.'s asses!

Canadians have an undefeated record in war against the U.S.! Last time you guys came up here you shot eachother and then we sent the natives after you and they wrecked your survivor's asses, raped your women and played lacrosse with your skulls!

Hahahhaa! Bring it bitches!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

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its kind of liek the high school bully scenario, in order to feed their egos, the bully expressed it's "power" by activily showing force. They pick on those who know they can't defend themselves. The only difference with the US is that the US picks their targets carefully when showing force so as to not upset too many people.

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^ Too bad they still piss everyone off!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
hehehe you Americans ever realize why the White House is white? I bet they never taught you that embarassing ass whooping in history. Sure if the States broke off its connections with Canada we would be screwed but as would the States, both countries feed off each others supplies and if you Yanks lost our softwood lumber you would be in deep shit.

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umm..actually...your wrong.

The germans pioneered mechanized warfare, enabling them to use their blitzkrieg tactic to its best

the Japs? vs China? HAHAHAHAHAH

chinese outnumber japan by mucho, mucho, mucho..

silence. get a better argument next time

as for the thread, the creator is stupid, and only expresses the opinion of those of similar intelligence.

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yeah, free health care is awsome, except for the fact that canada hardly produces one origional drug a year, and the free health care system stiffles and medical advancments.

 
if the US ever becomes enemies with canada, which bush is doing quite well, it would suck, waht the fuck is this world coming to..

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can we all just, get along

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actually, Canada may have been a british colony, but it was peopel from the colony of Canada that burnt it

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

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Americans love to buy Canadian Drugs cause they are a lot cheaper, Southern people would get too drunk on our stronger beer and get stuck in the snow & freeze in their cars or

axphixiate from carbonmonoxide cause they are too stupid to know what to do!

Yankees go home! Yeeee Haaaa

 
Some are invented here, some in Germany,Japan,U.K.,France,Italy,Sweden,Russia,

Denmark, China,Australia,ect,ect.

Penecillin was invented in Canada Yeah!

your US companies gouge you & everyone comes to Canada for a simple flu shot cause your goverment is to stupid to get the right one

or enough of them

 
we should set this up, i always see the same fat people walking into dennys im sure they dont have jobs so i could get them to do it. and we could line up on the border and just fart at each other, see which side passes out first

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well lets look at the important facts...

canadian beer = stronger ...therefore canada = better

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actually, the diffrence is that the United States of America create the threats that they fight.

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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
we canadians are tricky little fuckers. americans don't scare me though. if you want to kill me, go ahead. we all die anyways. but don't think i'm goin' anywhere without a fight.

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the "we have a bigger military, we are more powerful, we could squash Canada" argument is getting a little played out.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

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besides, you coudlnt squash canada unprovoked... and we all know that canadians arnt terrorists, and we dont have WMD's... If you did invade us, the whole world would be against you. not that it isnt already...

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-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
i would love to see the united states invade say...vancouver or toronto. if they did...china would get soooo pissed and take you yanks down in a split second.

and if you invaded ottawa...well, thats suicide.

-Joel

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ottawa would be suicide. they might have the fancy high tech weapons of mass destruction in the states (weird how they dont want anyone else in the world to have them), but the CCR is repping ottawa, we have a small army already and no one messes with these bitches and gets away with it.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
well yea.

but you cant attack the capital of a country and expect to get away with it. even more so because we are canada. and they are the states.

but i think it yould be funnier if the states attacked a canadian city that has a large asian population, so that china would be involved. them and their 200 million man army.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
no dude, we dont need china... CCR can handle that shit.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
in 11 years, when china invades taiwan, thats when the shit will hit the fan

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
 
this is by far the dumbest thing I have read in a long time on NS.

wow.....

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life - Lateralis

 
Vancouver wouldn't need China to back it up... I'd like to see American tanks try to drive through these streets. Sure, a tank can handle a collision or two, but we average something like 12 auto accidents a minute. PER DRIVER. I have a life expectancy of 29 years living here with a 78% likelihood of being smoked by a bus... if someone wanted to INVADE? Good luck.

 
i dont get it...its white because of you burning it...i have never heard of something turning white after burning it

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This american chick transfered to my school once, she fell down the stairs because a kid dropped his backpack in front of her feet. She was really hot, apparently modeled. My friend was american, but he lives in canada now so he calls himself canadian. If i was deciding if he was canadian or not i would tell him hes lying. I think the last great american hero was JFK, lots of people say lance armstrong but he retired and hes what, 35?

I think anyone is fucked if they are enemies with a neighbouring country.

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Lance retired....

Canada and the U.S. are not "friends" if we were friends then Canada would have gone to war as well or were forced to by the U.S.

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 
hitler was one of the smartest people of his time. he knew how to manipulate peoples way of thinking. its just to bad he was also insane

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What are you talking about he is retired? You must mean he is retireing. All he has done was announce this was his last Tour.

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were not power hungry, remember that kid in high school that was super competitive and always had to be the best, but was also a huge faggot, well ya.

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jess u are my hero. First off, for those who havnt traveled farther than three miles from there house, THE WORLD HATES AMERICA, what do they think of canada? nice guys. WHose going to war? whose going to be blasted to hell and have multiple nuclear holicausts because its an asshole? AMERICA. hey guys, guess what? THE PERSON WHO INVENTED BASKETBALL WAS CANADIAN. You pussy americans were always pussy in real wars. Canada was fighting in world war 2 while u fools were sucking your thumbs masterbating. My grandfather fought on the italian coast. he got buried for 2 days before being found, and he servived? You know what he did? He went home, drank beer, smoked weed, skied, and GOT FREE HEALTHCARE FOR HIS WOUNDS.

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why do people still say this? that hitler was smart is true, but he isn't the one who manipulated the populace to accept mass murder, it was Goebbels, his chief of propaganda, not Hitler himself.

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