Why aren't girls funny?

Only funny girl i know

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Ok, this brings up a good point. Girls can only be funny under one circumstance. They must be the butt of the joke. People can laugh at girls, not with girls.
 
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Also I hate to be "that serious guy" but my thinking is women care too much about what others think of them, generally funny female comedians don't care about what others think of themselves/mock themselves(jo brand for example), whereas male comedians physically couldn't be sensitive or else they'd get fucked.

I find girls invoke humour more than they produce it, you might laugh a lot around girls, and be a lot funnier than usual, simply because they're there, but without them actually doing anything.

Expecting to get -30 for being serious, jane got fucked haha.

& lawrence all golden posts, solid qi reference.
 
didn't read through this but totally false some girls are hella funny.

The fat bitch from bridesmaids HA! she's got mad funny swag
 
I think on general guys are way more down to earth, and way more aware of what's going on. While girls are more instinctual, and frankly just seem to do things for no rational or thought-out reason. They just act without consciously thinkig.

And I think humor is basically going against the norm. Something is funny if it is unexpected .

So it would follow that most guys are more capable of being funny than most girls.

The few girls I know that are actually funny are that way because they're down to earth and actually get it, as opposed to hormone driven emotional baby making robots
 
Meh, I feel that the only reason she's funny is because she says "fuck a lot, if you saw Identity Thief you know what I mean, they used Melissa Mcarthy saying fuck as a punchline more times than I can count. A lot of girls aren't funny, they just yell and act reallymasculine. That being said I think girls like Amy Poehller, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig are hilarious, and on occasion Sarah Silverman.
 
I just looked these women up to see if they were actually funny, turns out, they're not. It's like they're trying to be the flight of the conchords, but they forgot that they can't be humourous.
 
you just used the phrase 'mad funny swag'

please leave your balls on the table as you exit the building
 
Says the 13 year old who is mad because the girls laugh at him because he came in his pants after slow dancing with one of them
 
what people in this thread don't realize is that Willy is one of the funniest pink names, ever.
 
I dunno man. J Law is pretty funny in interviews and Jenna Marbles has her moments. I don't know who the people in the middle are
 
Theres a difference between funny and would fuck.

Jennifer Lawrence- Funny, kinda, not really. Would I fuck, hell yes.

The other people I dont even know who they are

Jenna Marbles- Funny, nope, just annoying. Would I fuck, no doubt
 
True story, she's mad funny.

But speaking of funny women, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (spelling?) are. Wiig is NOT funny. She's so forced, god.
 
I think girls have a harder time because they feel more threatened in social environments. Being funny takes confidence, the less of a fuck you can give, generally, the funnier you are.
 
funny usually means boisterous. girls are socially conditioned to be quiet, polite, and good.

I know plenty of hilarious, witty attrative chicks and even more quietly funny ones.

The ones that suck are the onew who arent quick enough to get jokes, dont recognize the humor in things, and generally just state facts or ask very bland questions.
 
Life is a tragedy for those who feel but a comedy for those who think - Horace Walpole

not saying men think more than women just the some women feel more than some men.
 
I wouldn't say it's hilarious but it has it's redeemable moments. It did have the highest ratings for a series premier in Comedy Central's history. There's something to be said for that
 
There are parts of it that are dreadful for sure but it got a couple of laughs out of me. But then again I'm easy
 
girls really aren't funny. in my opinion they think the most simple, childlike humor is funny. I think guys like humor thats more sarcastic/complex. that sounds really bad, oh well.
 
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