Why are you Baker and Crystal kids so weird?

Don't put us mad chill Baker kids with the Crystal kids anyway. We're wierd in a fun way, they're wierd in a... different way.
 
No it doesnt. Nearest hotel is probably Gold Bar which is like 25 miles away. MAYBE there is some in Skykomish but very limited if any and that is still 16 miles from Stevens. There is no on mountain accomodations at Stevens.
 
baker kids are certainly not weird.

pssshhhh who am i kidding, im probably the weirdest on of them all, tehe. but no really, that brian kid is weird
 
ive noteced it. but you kids saying theirs more than park. ya i ride stevens and i ride park probly 30% of the time. the other im trying to find deep pow and cliffs.
 
And here's what I mean by "weird"

It seems to me like that Crystal kids are mostly overly cocky assholes, like even more so than myself.

And it seems like most of the baker kids are overly nice pussies

Crystal kids = pissed of redneck conservatives

Baker kids = ageing hippy liberal douches

and Then in the middle of it all is us Stevens and Snoqualmie folk who are actually kind of normal.

Now of course there are exceptions to this (like Apestead is a pissed off redneck conservative but he skis snoqualmie), but I feel like the generalization is fair and accurate.
 
I don't know if you're ready to learn what I have to teach. Only when your mind is free and your soul seeks enlightenment will you be ready to learn the ways of the NoTeefa.
 
The Baker kids ride pristine powder all the time and they're all from

hippy families in Bellingham so they're happy super-liberals, and the

Crystal kids ski at a huge mountain with incompetent asshole management

and they're from rich families who live in the middle of nowhere, so

they're all pissed off rednecks. Snoqualmie and Stevens have decent

management and decent terrain and features and the level of skiing is

decent and they're decently priced and they're more centrally located, so the Snoqualmie and

Stevens kids are decent.
 
Haha this thread is ridiculous. Stop your bitching and moaning just because someone at Baker was nice to you, holy fuck.
 
If it makes you feel any better, I recently took it upon myself to be as unfriendly as possible to anyone not a Baker local. I'm going elitist.
 
Is that what this sounded like? I'm definitly not bitching and moaning about somebody being nice to me.

Just trying to generate an entertaining conversation with an observation I have made.
 
weirdest in washington. official list

10) matt schagalah aka schwags aka schfags

9) brooke larsen aka powderprincess

8)charley marian aka chuck aka charles aka maria marian

7.)grant domer aka skierboy aka gomer

6) kevin ? aka shevan aka kevy wevy

5) brit12756 aka minnyme aka kevywevys personal side kick

4) luke halstedn aka apested aka ape aka that crazy huge dude

3) boe zinter

2) chris eggs aka k2skeepimp aka noteefa aka chip aka chipper aka goof troop aka toothless aka snagle tooth aka bazooka tooth aka smile

1) im not sure who the weirdest is but you tell me. most likely dylan flint tho. he is one weird dude!
 
Yeah, but I'm an abnormal crystal kid. My family isn't rich and I live in LA during the school year but i live in the middle of nowhere during school breaks. And i hate crystal with the fiery passion of a thousand suns, but i live right next to it and ski there for practically free, so i sorta have to like it. Does that make me a nice cocky pissed off liberal redneck?
 
Down here y'alls are foreigners and we shall treat you as such. we got our 12 gauges in the back of our ford pickups, so if y'all try to build those jump thingys we'll do our own form of law enforcement while bathing in all of our money. praise the lord jesus christ!

 
obviously we LOVE to give away our backcountry to all the gapers with new lifts and we hate all the young folk in this here mountainous area. might as well just be bigger dicks and fuck up the halfpipe too, which we have all the equipment for! Yup. This mountain ain't gon' change a bit for y'all neon baggy kids.
 
omg, Green canyon spinach salad with some fresh grilled salmon on it. Mt Hood brew pub style! that would be awesome right now...
 
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