why are snowbladers so gay???

they invented snowboarding so skiing could one day be considerd 'cool again'

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//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
to create people who ride them, who in turn give me a place to vent when im really pissed at the basin

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
i mean while im at the basin, and sorry for the double post

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
its all a big consiparcy by magazines like 'ski'...they needed a new catch phrase so they figured out a plan to invent snowboarding so that 20 years later when skiing would catch on again it would be considerd 'cool'

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
get all your teeth knocked out in prison so you wouldnt bite down?

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
i tinks chu all are stupidoh vatos con carne... I figure THAT IF YOU CANT TELL THEDIFFERENCE BETWEEN snoBOARDER AND snoBLADER THEN YOU CAN DIE AND HUMANITY SUFFERS NO LOSS.

Quote of the week: mabye we should chain you to a tree in africa and have a buche of homo's with aids do you and show you that your gay.

 
it must be because they dont use poles...

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
Holy shit 4d.... holy shit... coverd wagon.... thats all i gots to say.

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
4d, if all of his teeth where pulled, i dont really see how that would effect his typing.. see, you have the think before you respond.

 
wow this topic just went a bit off topic lol....... snowbladers are cuz they just are... i dunno ask a snowblader

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DON'T BE A RACER!

 
Snowblades are 'gay' because if you add another say 70-100cm it enables you to do even more on the skis than possible with snowblades. Say you wanted to try a huge 1080 on a table. Impossible with snowblades, but with skis, you can give it a try. Thus making snowblades 'gay', but personally I don't care if anyone snowblades, it's there choice to be 'gay' or straight by riding longer skis.

1080 boots for sale!

-Pat
 
naturalbornwhateverthefuckitmaybe...haha...im with you. tell us what makes it...gay.

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
 
why dont you search the forum to find out, yet another useless thread.

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner
 
snowlerblading is cool

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~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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snowblading is gay, i despise it

1. it's impossible to have nice style on them because it makes you look like shit

2. you don't use poles so your flailing your arms around everywhere, which makes you look gay

3. on snowblades tricks are easier, then the snowbladers think they're better than you because they did something on snowblades that you didn't do on skis, that's when you shoot them in the fucking head

i've made my point

'...and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance down upon thee.'

-Ezekiel 25:17
 
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