Why are guys not alloud to drink coolers?

you can. it's not that big a deal, just talk back to anyone who gives you shit. as long as you're comfortable with yourself. haha
 
bc they give you shitty hangovers and you look like a bitch

idc what ppl say, i lose respect for any man with a "cooler" in his hand
 
I think they're too damn sweet. But I'm weird i guess, i like whiskeys and bourbons, and scotches straight up because i enjoy their flavor...it has nothing to do with "being a hard ass".
 
Yes...bitch drink. I say you can drink one or two maybe at the beginning of a party...but to actually get wasted off any of that stuff is just pussy. But if you really want to...just go hide in a corner and do it i guess.

 
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Why do I get the feeling you're the type of guy who gets out of the shower, looks in the mirror, and practices his "tuck."
 
the who man drink, girl drink thing is kind of stupid. drink whatever you like. not all guys like the taste of beer. i might think a heini or a sam adamns is the nectar of the gods, but some guy next to me might not. taste buds...not everyone has the same. and all dudes like "girly" drinks. they are just too insecure to admit it. they think someone might call them a faggot. then o my god! someone might think your gay...then if....someone thinks your gay...then you...must be gay.
 
why do i get the feeling that your the type of guy who drives a beatup pickup truck, wears wifebeaters and jacksoff the the american flag? seriously dude its a drink.
 
use mike's hard to chase anything. plus, it has more alcohol than beer. like 5.0% or something like that.
 
light beer has 4.1%, regular beer usually has 4.9%, and ice brewed has 5.9%. then like some brands of 40s have 8.9% and stuff.
 
first time i got drunk i drank coolers, me and my friend where riding at the mountain and we go to this crazy like snow fort kinda thing that a bunch of old people made with boxes of grills and wine coolers
 
well actually i'm not dumb. mikes, silvers, etc aren't considered coolers dumbass. wine coolers have like 2%.
 
cant we all just... get along?

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honestly i think its just a social taboo that has developed over time. personally i could care less what other guys drink at parties but yeah most people will ridicule a guy who is drinking a cooler/mikes hard/smirnoff ice. its the same for cars, sure a miata handles great and is fun to drive but its socially accepted as a chick car. as for me i just really like beer and if thats available ill definitly take it over liquor or any cooler type drink.
 
i was in florida with some buds and our dads and they offered to buy us rum breezers. we got 40 to split between the 3 of us, and with 4% alchohol, i got pretty shitty. the first like 13 tasted ok, after that was death. on top of it i drank like a 1/4 of bacardi rum. now whenever i think of rum breezers i feel like someone who just got thier boner snapped off
 
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