Who's your God
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Von
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Krishna is my god for sure lets just look at a few examples of why he is the most badass ever.
"On his return to Mathura as a young man, Krishna overthrew and killed his uncle, Kamsa, after avoiding several assassination attempts from Kamsa's followers. He reinstated Kansa's father, Ugrasena, as the king of the Yadavas and became a leading prince at the court"
He didn't take the crown for himself but restored it to its rightful owner
"Krishna subsequently married 16,100 maidens who were being held in captivity by demon Narakasura, to save their honor. Krishna killed the demon and released them all."
That's a lot of pussy right there.
"Once battle seemed inevitable, Krishna offered both sides the
opportunity to choose between having either his army or simply himself
alone, but on the condition that he personally would not raise any
weapon. Arjuna, on behalf of the Pandavas, chose to have Krishna on
their side, and Duryodhana, chief of the Kauravas, chose Krishna's army."
I wonder which side wins, ohh yeah the side that chooses JUST KRISHNA as opposed to an entire army. He also gives a speech to Arjuna comforting him on the fact that they're about to slaughter most of Arjuna's family who are fighting on the other side by telling him that they're going to die eventually so why does it matter if he kills them now.
Ohh yeah and did I mention that he's blue and that he's Jesus's gay lover?
Krishna my god
"On his return to Mathura as a young man, Krishna overthrew and killed his uncle, Kamsa, after avoiding several assassination attempts from Kamsa's followers. He reinstated Kansa's father, Ugrasena, as the king of the Yadavas and became a leading prince at the court"
He didn't take the crown for himself but restored it to its rightful owner
"Krishna subsequently married 16,100 maidens who were being held in captivity by demon Narakasura, to save their honor. Krishna killed the demon and released them all."
That's a lot of pussy right there.
"Once battle seemed inevitable, Krishna offered both sides the
opportunity to choose between having either his army or simply himself
alone, but on the condition that he personally would not raise any
weapon. Arjuna, on behalf of the Pandavas, chose to have Krishna on
their side, and Duryodhana, chief of the Kauravas, chose Krishna's army."
I wonder which side wins, ohh yeah the side that chooses JUST KRISHNA as opposed to an entire army. He also gives a speech to Arjuna comforting him on the fact that they're about to slaughter most of Arjuna's family who are fighting on the other side by telling him that they're going to die eventually so why does it matter if he kills them now.
Ohh yeah and did I mention that he's blue and that he's Jesus's gay lover?
Krishna my god
Thenowhereman42
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Ah but Hinduism created the first class system which makes it inherantly evil.
Uncle.Badness
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I think I read that, doesn't it have some wild sex element?