Who's your Favorite EBI Member

[.Hugo.]

This is now the official get the cat to change his name and icon to principal skinner thread

gato's to big of a pussy

 

[CaptainObvious.]

gato's to big of a pussy

So is Skinner.

Come on ElPoon......show us your stones.

 

[Bateman]

^EBI has spoken.

Do it, pussy.

 

[Bateman]

Fuck off, retards. I'd rather eat my own shorts than do anything you say.

Exactly what Skinners would say. one of us! one of us! now change the name.

 

[MLJ]

I know your angle cat...you wanna make me look crazy and forcefully take over EBI and turn it into EGI. I aint biting. Eat my shorts

Nice try, we all know gato is the mastermind behind the EBI. He always has been. I can't beleive we haven't seen it earlier.

 

[Milhouse]

Nice try, we all know gato is the mastermind behind the EBI. He always has been. I can't beleive we haven't seen it earlier.

ElGato has always been a flying under the radar

 

[Bateman]

What do you mean one of us? You're not even one of them.

 

[acualywasdolan]

Ham sammich

 

[El_Barto.]

What do you mean one of us? You're not even one of them.

cmon cat...touch my on my pussy

shluck shluck shluck

**This post was edited on May 29th 2014 at 7:10:30pm

 

[SFB]

what a bunch of fuckin dweebs

 

[Bart.Man]

Fuck off, retards. I'd rather eat my own shorts than do anything you say.

Then eat your shorts. It's all we want. I'll buy you an all-syrup squishy if you post a video of the process. You won't. Bitch.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I'm drunk so maybe my true feelings come out, maybe they don't. I love to hate EBI. I think you guys can be fucking hilarious and at the same time I think you can be annoying as fuck. Some of you are better than others but than again some of you post more than others. Im so confused, wanna make out?

 

[El_Barto.]

Don't you want me to eat YOUR shorts? Or do you not even know the quotes to the show you jack off to?

Youre the one who said youd rather eat your own shorts. Do it buttface

 

[Bart.Man]

Don't you want me to eat YOUR shorts? Or do you not even know the quotes to the show you jack off to?

Simply reiterating what you said, dicklick. And Simpsons quotes make for some bitchin lube. Don't knock it before you try it.

 

[El_Barto.]

You guys are basically the same person. That's pretty lame. You're almost as bad as the + kids at this point.

its cool to be jelly

 

[Bart.Man]

There are just so many Simpsons characters. You both chose Bart and you both poorly emulate anything about him. You're closer to Nelson than anyone but still pretty far gone. Enchanted Butthole Infatuation makes more sense.

Who says we're trying to emulate Bart? Or any Simpsons characters, for that matter? Bart is not a character to be imitated, but rather a spirit which you can possess. Reckless mayhem, mischief, and pissing off ElGato are all Bart. And while there are many Simpsons characters, none possess the versatility of Bart, both by way of aliases and personality. Eatadick.

 

[El_Barto.]

There are just so many Simpsons characters. You both chose Bart and you both poorly emulate anything about him. You're closer to Nelson than anyone but still pretty far gone. Enchanted Butthole Infatuation makes more sense.

Yea thats not the point. I wonder if anyone besides Bart.Man and I know how EBI was formed.

inb4 no one cares.

I dont care that you dont care. Im just thinking out loud through my keyboard

 

[Bart.Man]

Yea thats not the point. I wonder if anyone besides Bart.Man and I know how EBI was formed.

inb4 no one cares.

I dont care that you dont care. Im just thinking out loud through my keyboard

OG love. Our members really should read up on our company's history. Homework assignment?

 

[El_Barto.]

OG love. Our members really should read up on our company's history. Homework assignment?

Thats not a bad idea. Whichever member finds the thread with the glorious first post i made about it gets a special privilege i will mention in private

 

[Bart.Man]

Is it the privilege of being the flower girl at your and Bart.Man's wedding?

We're saving that privilege for you, baby doll.

 

[.Hugo.]

I'm drunk so maybe my true feelings come out, maybe they don't. I love to hate EBI. I think you guys can be fucking hilarious and at the same time I think you can be annoying as fuck. Some of you are better than others but than again some of you post more than others. Im so confused, wanna make out?

Sounds more like you just turn into a soft assed pussy when you're drunk

 

[frickindarn]

I wanna be ebi /claim

 

[El_Barto.]

I wanna be ebi /claim

Best claim in NS history

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Yarrr....this ship be going down faster than a two dollar hooker with a debt to pay.

 

[El_Barto.]

Yarrr....this ship be going down faster than a two dollar hooker with a debt to pay.

Yarrrrr

 

[La_Lisa]

El Barto is obviously the best EBI member..... He's like a life size swirl cone if good and evil

 

[casual]

I just started noticing these uh....."cliques" on WSHH. #upvotesquad, chrisss, wolfpack, and on and on.

Are you guys all really so lonely and desperate to feel a part of something? I feel like most people come to NS and feel like "man....skiers! my people!", shit's just weird and it makes me sad a little bit.

 

[casual]

Man, I wish I read all the way through before posting....this is just...pathetic.

 

[Bateman]

Man, I wish I read all the way through before posting....this is just...pathetic.

no u

 

[HamFaceGirl]

Ham sammich

waddup dolan

 

[Sno.]

I just started noticing these uh....."cliques" on WSHH. #upvotesquad, chrisss, wolfpack, and on and on.

Are you guys all really so lonely and desperate to feel a part of something? I feel like most people come to NS and feel like "man....skiers! my people!", shit's just weird and it makes me sad a little bit.

you're taking the internet way too seriously.

 

[casual]

I guess