Who's the Concrete Mother Hucker

My question is... whats the best thing u have EVER hucked away from the snow? im not talkin tramps or skateboardin or anythin like that. im talkin; off a roof, a park bench, a car roof. all that sort of shit with just shoes on man. i no a guy who jumps off car roofs bio 5'ing them. i was impressed. dont post bullshit cos its too cool.

There comes a time in life when one must risk something or sit forever with one's dreams.
 
i can misty 7 off my friends one story house into leaves

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
ive done a saftey 5 off the stairwell at my university.. although when i landed i fell backwards and bruised myself up.

Nothing more though

 
my friend can backflip off anything above 3 feet, and he backflip 540, 3, or 1 off the roof of the gazebo we eat lunch at (11 feet?) Antoher one of my friends can do cork 5s and 3s off stuff, and this wierd lincoln 180 thing.

poo can be washed away but the smile it puts on your face cant be. -aoe

Welcome to the clan of the goose foh

 
I jumped 3 stairs with a 50-pound bag on my back and almost fell lol.

Freeskiing is a lifestyle, and true skiers are the ones who live this lifestyle, not the ones who follow it.
 
it is as if you people forgot about jarrett... that fool does all sorts of freestyle walking, etc, and his pimp 9s off the swings... ain't no games being played =P

now the old man sits until the days when time stood still, the hours always seem to fade, but the memeories never will. All the love that you gave me, the dreams in the night. Now I just want to thank you, while the day's still light.

-Vertical Horizon
 
I bought a cheapo plastic snowboard from the 70's and use it to snowboard down stairs arond town. Now that is extreme urban!

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For my next miracle, I'll take this water and turn it into Funk!

-Jesus, from the Family Guy

Thanksgiving is kind of a weird holiday. I mean, we're celebrating the one time in history we got along with the Native Americans. Its like a date rapist saying 'We should concentrate on the great dinner we had before the evening started.'
 
the proper name is Urban X-treme Skiing and we've been doing that for two years now. It is great. You can even do it indoors!!

Ha. Ha.
 
Jarrett? Is that the guy from the subway commercials? I didn't know subway sandwiches not only take away those extra pounds but also make you an excellent freestyle walker.

 
i one time did a 360, not off of anything, just on the ground. it felt like i was in the air for ever, i could feel the air around me be pushed away as i swiftly spinned around. it was the best feeling ever, i was free. but then i sprained my ankle, im sucha dumbass

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AXCESS DENIED
 
i can do a standing 900 or a 1080 off a 2 foot drop.

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
^^^ POST A VID. There was one kid on here once who claimed to do a 1080 off the ground. you claim a 900, I claim HECK NO until I see a vid :)

now the old man sits until the days when time stood still, the hours always seem to fade, but the memeories never will. All the love that you gave me, the dreams in the night. Now I just want to thank you, while the day's still light.

-Vertical Horizon
 
I agree, I want to see that.

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For my next miracle, I'll take this water and turn it into Funk!

-Jesus, from the Family Guy

Thanksgiving is kind of a weird holiday. I mean, we're celebrating the one time in history we got along with the Native Americans. Its like a date rapist saying 'We should concentrate on the great dinner we had before the evening started.'
 
alright you will.

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
we stole the pole vault mats from our highschool one year, and set them up in a buddies yard. off of the roof, we were spinning and flipping like mad, but the only shitty part was the mat dust that would get in your eyes and shit. i think i got a back, and a buddy did a double back off of a raised ranch roof.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
i like to do 1s and 3s off my friends tramp

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
 
first of all 1080's on ground is easy just hunker down real low and wind up I usually cork out in the air and land on my feet and fall over but i still rotate. Anyway some kid said he jumps of a four story balcony? STFU plz thats like 50 feet jumping 50 feet into water even hurts a little your legs would snap off sorry

God is an American.
 
Im not joking at all about that 4 story deal. Cops were busting a party and that was the only way out so my friend did it and I followed. The ground was mulch but it still hurt a bit.

 
standing back, front, and corked out 3 at a dance. and a misty off a 4 foot stage for a pep rally.

One time i did a standing back flip, forgot to pop, slammmed my head into the floor, blacked out and my friends told me I was twitching for about 10 seconds then woke up... my neck tingled

--ride for^ever--
 
I've seen my friend throw a 1080 off of flat ground. He was an ice skater so he spins to win.

I once did a mute grab 180 off of a 4 foot drop. It was scary though. Actually, I can do alot of things off ground, kills time when I'm bored.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
yea we stole the pole vaulting mats too and i deffinatly know what you mean about the dust, we gotta wear goggles. i have thrown a misty off of about a foot thing.

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I can't spin for shit, can't jump for shit off the ground either for that matter, but I can 540 off about a 1 foot ledge. And I can do a landing back to land on my head, and a front to landing on my back.

I gotta get on a tramp to see if I can land on my feet. Landing on my head sucks. But I did once pull a 720 one footed off a bench.

 
jarret's huck off of everything is bad ass

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
my friend jumped on to rail at the ski hill when he went up to buy his pass. He lost balance and fell on to the stell grating stairs. They had to call up an ambulance, so he's official this season's first injury at bridger bowl.

Ha. Ha.
 
my friend hucked a hugeass lawn dart off of a 7 ft. cliff into some powder. after he did it we measured how far he went and it was like 26 footsteps from where he jumped. it was insane

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i like doing like big 180's over like 10 stairs. its also fun to like 270 onto like benches and stuff, pretend you are sliding it, and then like 450 off, or vise versa.

I am a skier.
 
i wana wax my shoes.. or get soaps b/c theres about 50 rails tt my school that are like crying out to at least be tried

GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

Jenga is a game for rehab... you know youre getting netter when you can stop shaking enough to beat the other junkies.
 
i used to throw cork 5's off of a 5 foot ledge. i stopped though because i bruised my tailbone. i could probably throw some cork 3s and maybe a 7 if i really tried

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Representing the KPP
 
I was in a club the other night, fucked off my head. So after having jumped off a speaker twice, i thought i'd do something sick! So I misty 5'd off that bitch! Sorta landed, sorta got held up by my buds! Was so stoked though, had to text my man trixterphil there and then to tell him!

 
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