Who's Stoked for The SAT!?!

I have no idea what any of this is about. All I know is that my last exam was the 29th and I've been drunk ever since.
 
i filled in every single answer choice for that one...i'm hoping to break the scantron machine

for the essay i claimed that my uncle mortimer who worked in the world trade center made the small decision to visit his mistress uptown at 7:45 am on 9/11 and it ended up saving his life so small decisions did have big outcomes
 
lololololoololol I just said i ordered a bad sandwich and its never bothered me in my life, so small decisions never have major consequences
 
my essay was actually really fucking good, i wrote about the great gatsby, the great depression, and my great uncle mortimer. the gatsby and depression parts were well written and mortimer was super ridiculous but they can't call me out on it because it was tangible. i used the word jejune 9 times and inserted incredibly complicated vocab words whenever i felt it necessary, generally in unnecessary places
 
hahaha epic. Mine was shit because I just wanted to focus on math, i fucking blew chunks in all of the english sections. They make english so much more ridiculously hard than that math, it's so stupid.
 
i was focusing on math and reading. last time it was the sentence completions that killed me but they were all super easy this test. i got a 780 on writing last time so i put zero effort into that, i just fucked around

math went pretty well i think, i'm just really hoping to break 700 in math and reading, i think i got it in math but i'm not sure about reading because like 6 questions wrong on the whole test and ur below a 700 already, there's such a high penalty
 
that blows, SAT's ruined my day though because my brain is fried and i'm so god damn tired
 
i had SAT's for 5 hours, ran to crew practice, straight to a crew dinner for a few hours...first time i've sat down, now i sleep then get up at 4:45am tomorrow for a regatta all day, then back to school and ap exams next week
 
oh shit dude, good luck. yea AP's are gonna suck too, I hate having so much testing in a short amount of time
 
month of may = so awesome. I'm glad shit hit the fan for me this semester, really helps.
 
wow the SAT was a long time ago. took it 3 times, 3rd time got a 1500. this is back when it was still out of 1600 so FUCK YA
 
Hahaha I used the 9/11 reference too. Except I said my uncle went in to go sightseeing and died, trying to play the sympathy card
 
I was sitting next to some whore and I'm npt gonna lie I was more focused on her tits then my SAT. It is boring as fuck... ACT is not bad though.
 
I hear about some dirty trick the asians are taught to do at my school
As soon as they get their test book, they "accidentally" look at the essay prompt and have a huge amount of time to think about it while everyone fills out their name and other info
 
i feel pretty good about it but i went back to answer the four-digit answer that was supposed to be 8521 by writing 1258 cuz i was on a diff section. oh well
 
january i got

writing- 780

math- 650

reading- 630

took it again to boost math and reading, hoping to break 700 in at least math, hopefully both

fuck SAT's feel like so long ago...today was long
 
Ritteral and 50 per cent extra time, cant complain too much. I mean i was in from 8 to 230, but wuddent too bad.
 
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