Who's had?.....

Ds91260

Ds91260

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a coke head for a teacher, nothing against any of you coke heads out their, but this bitch is craaaaaaaaaazy

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
yeah I had a teacher that did a couple lines during class. funny guy until he got attacked by the school drug dogs.

 
yeh my art teacher must be on crack.... I wonder if those dogs get fed drugs or somethign to highten their sensivity, I asked one of the cops during a bust at my school and he didn't deny it so...

Just a thought

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my health teacher told me about this party he organized at his friends house while his parents were away, back in high school, and how about 80 people were there and only 3 of them weren't tripping on acid.

-chris
 
my russan history teacher must be a coke head, he looks like he gels his hair in the morning then drives to school with his head out the window

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
my drafting teacher bought drugs from my friends. just pot though, nothing serious. he was a good guy. he was pretty funny. me and my friend used to pick him up on our way to school and give him rides because he didnt have a car and he walked the way we drove. right. im done.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
my guidance teacher back in high school was a nut

~Jameson~

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my math teacher hits lines during lunch, i have him right after lunch, it's great. nothin against coke though, what a pure substance, i love it.

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
My english teacher goes by Ms. T but we call her Ms. Tweak because she is always tweaking out during our class, she will just sit there and bounce her foot or tap her fingers - she can't still. It's soo hilarious because she talks so fast that none of us can understand her so she has to say everyhing like 3 times before we get it.

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

there is no right or wrong, just the concequences that follow your actions.
 
a math teacher was a big coke head, it was so obvious he was snorting too, he'd leave class the same exaxt time everyday, he'd always be sniffing and putting a finger up a nostril and inhaling, white powder on his pockets

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
i had this social studies teacher in middle school who had some story about a friend of his lacing a joint with lasd and how he was driving home and he saw millions of stop signs... and he stopped at every one.... then he said he saw little green men running around for a long time.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
my us history teacher is like on frickin lsd...he is spaztic and i guess he was this MAJOR hippy crackwhore in the 60s....yea, hes fucked...

 
my bio teacher, who i also have for a study hall, was sitting at his desk 2day, and everything was quiet, and all of a sudden, he just causally sed 'i need some damn crack'...it was hillarious

john

if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

alchohol: allowing ugly people to get laid since the beggining of time.

Q:how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: let's go for a bike ride!
 
this crack head in my trig class yelled out 'banannas' in the middle of a test- it was funny.

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

there is no right or wrong, just the concequences that follow your actions.
 
one of my teachers left class today and said 'I'll be in the auditorium and be back shortly'. He did the little finger quote things and then he just left for the rest of class. I figure he was out doing some kinda drug or something.

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Yeah I have had many teachers like that...my Spanish teacher came in every day smelling like ass... she was really messed up...we used to call her a Spanish Natzi, and my Math teacher used to go out to his car and smoke all class everyday and just leave us there. Oh but today my friend told me that in her Physics class some one sliped an ex-lax in the teacher's cofiee...she is a new teacher and man she is also a weird one!

...JUST SKI...
 
it's obvious that some of you dont really know the effects of coke...

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
sad but fucked up story. my 6th grade teacher. about a month or so into the year, would randomly not show up for class, and subs would come in late, because they didnt have enough time to notify them n shit. in 6th grade none of us really knew why or thought about it much, we just had subs every day, kickass! well, one day, he didnt show up again.

come to find out he was a rediculus alcoholic and smoked alot of pot, he was like 44. that night before, on a sunday. he was at a friends house about a block from the school, drunk and baked, got in an argument with both of his friends, flipped out, got a 30-odd-six, killed one, and shot the other in the leg.

yup, still sitting in prison for murder and attempted murder. unreal

MIDWESTSKIER

CASANOVA FREERIDE

who's kiddin' who?
 
thats fuckin rad! one of my teachers was a huge burner, smoking buds all day every day. she would come to class wearing sunglasses and reeking like pot. it was crazy.sometimes we would have snack time like 2 or 3 times a day, and she had this whole big huge cabinet full of candy and shit. then her house got raided, 8 big plants, a hydro rig, and over 8 ounces. all put on her daughter, whos still in jail i think. crazy shit.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i got a teacher that comes in blazed every day. its soo obvious if you know what to look for

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our old VP smoked. we found his stash when his son had a birthday party at his place. He was the best teacher I ever had.

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