4 times now. first time was in about 4 years ago, i was riding my bike on the road between the cars and parked cars, then some guy in his parked BMW didn't look to see if anything was coming and he opened his car door. I hit it goin about 25 mph, flew over the handlbars and the car door, landed on my side and rolled. He was just pissed that I hit his new BMW. no injuries from that.
Second time was early spring last year. Riding some mtb trails on my bike and me and my friends made a really nice road gap. So we hit it a couple times and it was really nice, then i went to hit it again, and a split second before launching off the lip, i saw a minivan coming out of the corner of my eye. So i tried to slow down but it was too late, and i hit the jump, and landed on the moving car's windsheild, then bounced off. I fucked up my shoulder and got many stitches in the back of my shoulderblade.
The last 2 times occured last summer. both times skateboarding. The first was from hitting up a nice 5 set, which was on a corner of a street in town. I hit it and a car came and barely hit me, but caused me to fall and get some road rash. The second time was just riding down some big hill that goes right into town. I was just cruisin and a car stopped on a crossing road looks up the hill but doesn't see me and pulls out. I was goin so fast that I couldn't turn away quick enough, and we sort of hit each other. Once again, tucked and rolled and everything was ok, except for numerous gashes and burns in the skin.
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again