whos getting ass tonight?

i get to play tetherball with my sisters...score

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
clearly none of you are because the age majority of this site has dropped to about 14

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
im getting laid. maybe some of u guys nee to get some game

new look zrs race bindings for sale, din 7-17, $250 US, send me a msg if u want um
 
how much ass are you getting?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
well my tables have turned..this kid i know that bought scratch pro teens cuz hes a little shit decided to come to my party..then we go to garretts house...and i have to bunk with him..fuck

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
my gf just drove home from ny just to see me for tonight,. ohhhh yeah im getting some pussy

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.

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FLESH INTO GEAR
 
it's shitty that my gal is on 'that time of month' tonight eh??? definitly not cool, but whatev, I guess I can wait a few days.

Pat Melvin

WBP|films
 
just did and plan on more. She spent 110 bucks at victoria's secret yesterday on some fun outfits.

mmmmmm snow goood
 
the real question should be.. 'Who's getting some goat ass tonight?'

and you can count me in on that.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
i ski'd too hard today, i had the oppertunity to get some action but its 7:08 and im already tired and want to go to bed, so maybe i need some red bull or something but then again i would get to hook up wit her, but not fuck her, cuz well im in utah and that doesnt happen to many 16 year olds here....sucks

 
melvs, my gf just started her time too, its the 3rd new years eve in a row she has them, it fucken sucks

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I would be cept my girl left for Tahoe the day I came back and shes still up there. Weak sauce....

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
i plan on getting some tonight. YIPEEE!!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
^a girls point of view

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
yes yes it was...now all i have to do it wait for the bf to get off work.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
I only wish but I'm not getting anything tonight

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
woohoo foor sluuutyyyy neighborss woooprrrrreeeeeeeeeeee

It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
 
Hahaha

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
i gott ass frommm a slut

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
^that's the reason you SHOULD be getting some...

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'my sister's 14..going out with a senior...i can;t wait til he fucks her...'

-Five0
 
sadly none for mee

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
i didnt and I was with my gf all night. but i wasnt really in the mood, i just wanted to drink and talk with my friends. ill just get some tommorow night.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
Gf's mom completely spazzed out at her tonight, and wouldnt let her out. Im not going over cuz frankly, im scared to death of her mom. Guess ill just have to wait till tomorrow. mmmm...

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
I got some last night.

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Member Since 2002-03-12

Member Number 5035

FUCC ALL YALL SLOBS, CRIPS BE DOMINATIN DISS SHYT. UP IN T DOT IT GON BE CRIPS FO LYFE, WE GON BUSS ALL YALL SLOBS. WWWWWWAAAARRR TYME

W-E-S-T-S-I-D-E Ryderz Fo LYFE

ALL YALL SLOBS DO ME A FAVOR N GO BURN IN HELL
 
Sluts like beer are a new years necessity.

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili spiritu sancti'-Boondock Saints
 
i am ....because i am

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
last night was very good, lots of ass. hit it from the back

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
ive been a virgin for 56 years its not lookin like its my lucky nite

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
i got some, and it was excellent, except i didnt get to sleep till 6:30 and i was still half drunk when i woke up, thank god mcdonalds was open on new year's day, mmmmmmmmmm breakfast burittos

SFHNC 1021.74/2000
 
i did, and i used a blue condom, it was funky. like it would wrinkle up, and some spots would be darker than others. ah, it was funny

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
it would all wrinkle up???????????? ^^^^^ ahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhaah you know what that means

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i got some. this chick that i never met before just pulled me into a room and we got it on!!!! she was damn fine too. (maybe her being smashed out of her mind helped)

people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
 
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