Whos dad blazes?

When my dad first found my stash, he told the story to one of his college buddies. Said buddy then proceeded to ask me, "well, did you offer him any?"

I then went on to learn that my dad worked on an organic farm for the years following college, and during that time period, organic food was very low profit. So, to make up the difference, they were growing some 50 plants.

While my dad has told me smoked a ton back in the day, I think he's pretty much done. But he's mad chill. Love ma dad
 
one of my dad's buddies sent him a picture of about a quarter o and my dad showed me the picture... you tell me if they blaze or not
 
My dad used to in college, I'd highly doubt he does anymore but he wouldn't tell me anyways. But he said that when he was in college (at Brown) he used to get stupid high and blackout with JFK Jr. haha. But I'd doubt my dad does anymore because he's way too professional with his job and shit but doesn't care if I do it as long as my mom doesn't find out or he doesn't hear about it. My dad doesn't like encourage me to do it but isn't against it because he knows that it has nothing to do with my future success. My mom is the polar opposite. Marijuana is no different from meth, is addictive, can kill you, ruin your life, make you suicidal. Haha
 
Yup. My dad is the stereotypical athletic football coach hard ass dad.. when he found out I smoked he told me it "smells like loser!!!" And my mom thinks because my family is a bunch of fucking drug addicts among other thongs that if I smoke weed I will turn into some sort of homeless druggy dropout or something. She looked st Schick Shadel's website when thinking about sending me there and they spit a bunch of bullshit propaganda about weed being highly phsyically addictive and my mom ate it up. Also thinks it will give me cancer.
 
once came home from a movie with the lady and some other friends to find my dad standing in my drive way with a blunt that he quickly hid away when we came down the driveway, just a bit to late. when i got out, it was in a cloud of kush smoke and i asked what he was doing, and he responded with "just looking at the stars" kinda weird because they were pissed at me for toking
 
My dad absolutely hates it for some reason. Most of my cousins on his side all smoke and he says they are total failures so I'm pretty he just doesn't want me to be like them. And my mom is just clueless when it comes to weed, I come home baked all the time and she has no idea.
 
my daddy blazes on the reggie. he gets that gooooood afghan shit from his afghan friends. he once offered to buy weed for me.

/CLAAAIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
if your dads a pilot then this should be expected. not a claim.

i havent seen my dad drink hard alcohol but he can drink beer like its his job.

your dad also probably has a god complex, makes decisions and doesnt let anyone question him, and is the worst driver you know, yet somehow has never been in a car crash. all pilots are basically the same person. haha
 
I have never caught my dad but I would not be surprised, he grew up in Cali and was a surfer dude type if guy haha, then noes to boulder and then cross country with my mom.
 
My friend got caught with weed and his mom has never smoked weed and is super paranoid and thinks they will all go to jail if there is weed in the house. His dad was a stoner doesn't give a fuck and gives him pointers on how to smoke sneakily and not get caught by authorities. So smoking weed is chill since his dad is ok with it even though his mom is still super nervous about the situation, hahaha
 
my dad has admitted to smoking and i have my suspicions that he still blazes but both him and my mom are pretty unchill about it haha on a side note, what do your parents usually call weed? Mine usually say smoking dope or smoking drugs or just say marijuana in a really annoying way
 
my sister found my dad's stash last year. It was pretty weird because my dad is a total fruit and I never would've expected. But I guess if I ever want to start smoking, I have an out if i get caught
 
My parents don't relate weed to meth or prison or any of that but at the same time they're really strict about me not doing it because they work in the goverment at very senior positions so if i got busted they get fired. so to keep enjoying my life i dont do it so my parents keep their income
 
side note: i was at one of my old friends houses and her dad who was wasted looked at the computer screens and said "hey i used to do those when i was your age" and walked off. her mom used to grow to and everyone in that family is a stoner except the oldest sister haha
 
Pretty sure if GW Bush's duaghters can toke up you can too..

• "It looks like U.S. President George W. Bush's twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara, have landed themselves in the spotlight again. In this month's issue of Rolling Stone Magazine, actor Ashton Kutcher, who stars in That 70's Show, spills the juicy details of partying with the twins last year, when they toked up ... 'The Bushes were underage drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they'd be spending the night. I said no. And then I go upstairs to see another friend and I can smell the green wafting under his door. I open the door, and there he is smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah'", Ottawa Citizen, May 8, '03

http://smokingsides.com/asfs/B/Bush.html
 
I. Kind of get the feeling that my dad blazes. He makes tons of weed references when I'm with him.....that or he is just catching on that I do haha
 
My mom told me the other day how she wouldn't care if I sat and drank and smoked with her supervision, but if she caught me doing it anywhere else she would take my drivers license, my ski pass, and would ground me for a long time.... wtf kind of logic is that?
 
sheltering%20suburban%20mom.jpg
 
wait so she wants you to have friends over your house and party? I'd kinda be fine with that. I strongly prefer chilling out with like 10 friends and blazing/drinking over partying.
 
just a complete change in perspective resulting in me no longer being proud of my parents (mostly my mom) but ashamed and disappointed. see "My stupid fucking family" thread if you want further explanation.
 
Idk but story time

So my friend's mom is convinced hes an alcoholic and has voiced serious concern that he's doing hard drugs. She's the last person I would have thought to have smoked/drank ever, but I guess they went to dinner with her college friend who showed up high, forgot where he parked, and told smoking stories of how his mom had smoked constantly during college. Needless to say she had egg on her face.

That story was better before i typed it out but #yolo
 
My dad got fired from out resort in kelowna for hotboxing the lift hut. while he was on the job. He's super chill, he found my friends bong and laughed. He trusts that i'll make good choices.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top