believe it or not, what you think aren't serious statements can actually be legitimate reasoning (there are all sorts of crazy people in the world). which is why i couldn't really tell if you weren't serious or not. just being careful.
i would not kill myself if Jesus told me to. first, because Jesus would never do such a thing. second, because i am not blinded by my faith and can still think for myself no matter how much you think i can't. god gives us free choice to believe in him. i thought for myself and chose to believe. no one coerced me or brainwashed me to believe, i chose by myself. call christianity what you want, i don't really care. to me, christianity is not a religion or a church. it is my personal faith and relationship with Jesus Christ.
i think george w. bush is an idiot.