whos balls get itchy when they ski?

mine hurt sometimes after i land really hard for a while, then it goes away.

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
boxers or breifs?

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
boxers, i dont think i have briefs

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
don't wear boxers when you ski.....ugh, i can't even imagine that, all that rubbing and chaffing.

there's your problem. go buy some TINY motha fuckin white tighties, problem solved.

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
don't wear boxers when you ski.....ugh, i can't even imagine that, all that rubbing and chaffing.

there's your problem. go buy some TINY motha fuckin white tighties, problem solved.

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
my balls were hibernating inside me after that shit, i was a chik for like two hours

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
your balls weren't bleeding. i can honestly say i'm the only person i know who has had their balls BLEEDING after nutting a rail.

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
i have never ever nutted a rail in my life. and i have done some prettty big ones

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
your time is coming my son

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i haven't nutted anything either. knock on wood. and i don't have a problem with my nuts hurting or being ichy. when i ski i just wear my base layer or long underwear, whatever you wanna call em.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
free balling? eeeewwwwww. kevin don't EVER get near me skiing from now on! eeeewwwwwww!

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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
freeballen is where its at. i jsut got my stuff for lacross, and the lady gave me a cup, size medium. i cant fit all my shit in there, its way to small, and i cant take back a used cup... fuck

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
liar. you think we're gonna believe that tom? HA! that's a cry for attention if i ever saw one

TOM'S GOT A SMALL PETER

TOM'S GOT A SMALL PETER

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yes, i made that up to be cool. brit wears briefs all the time cus his gf told him too.

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
let me see that thong thong thong thong

i like it wen the beat goes du du du du

baby make yor booty gooooo

'Gorilla Killaz'
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
i wear breifs cause otherwise it all hangs out my pants, its gross. boxers make your balls sag. cindy'd prefer me nacked

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be aware, ski with care
 
(whipped)

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
goodbye painfull chafing, hello jock strap.

I ski in boxers, i dont think my balls have ever hurt from skiing. girls however,

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
(got girls, doesnt need the commitment of a gf)

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
ya tom, we all know you nailed 1080chick, you dont have to brag about it to everyone

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
hahahahaha no. never

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
I dont' have that problem. And whity tighties are teh devil!!!!!

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
I dont' have that problem. And whity tighties are teh devil!!!!!

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
I was just messin around with that post my balls dont chaffe at all. But my friend put on too much gold bond and got a fat rash that he cant get rid of. So I quit putting on gold bond for now. And I would recommend it to any of you other gold bond applying men.

Hydrocozone
 
my balls almost fell off it was so bumpy on sunday at baker. you couldn't go fast at all or you'd get some serious ball rattling, not to mention my binding feeling like it was gonna release at any moment. shoulda worn tighter underwear i guess.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I lost my pants! Anyone seen my pants?
 
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