Who's a ski instructor or patroller?

Pipe_Munky

Pipe_Munky

Active member
where you guys work?

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
i was a junior instructor for 3 years at white pass, man how i DONT miss those days.

-The DR.-

Live for something, or you'll die for nothing.

The Lab
 
people ask me and some friends sometimes to teach them how to ski and board but fuck i dont know how i turn and shit, i just do

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Im just a cashier, does that count? I use to ski instruct. Im working at moonlight basin this winter

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
talisman represent!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
this is my first year. i am instructing at Hidden Valley in Pennsylvania. hopefully i can sneak some lessons into the park without anyone noticing

 
im an instructor. i work in the kids program at our mountain. i take the little ones into the pipe and park sometimes. its awesome, we dont have a real pipe, just a v shaped thing dug into the ground and they just kind of ride through it goin up and down the walls.

 
instructed for two years at stevens, got fired when the skier x and lessons landed on the same day, you can guys which I chose, But aleast I let my kids come and watch me. :)

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
instructor. maple ski ridge.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
patroller

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
i applied to be an instructor, got rejected, then just got offered a job this past weekend cause some past instructors never showed up. i was having such a good time skiing I rejected the offer

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If male strippers were paid as much female ones, I'd be a rich man
 
as a soon to be ski bum, i was wondering...what is the best job to have at a ski area? some people say avalanche patrol, because you just blow shit up at night and ski during the day, except the whole risking my life every night in a shed full of TNT to start avalanches doesn't sound too fun.

 
instructor at alpine valley, ohio

free lift tickets lots of places, the only way

PSIA level I

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
Teach a park boarding class on Saturdays (travelling school) and a park skiing class on Monday nights. I don't get fired for taking kids into the park, I got promoted!

--rp

 
I'm a volunteer patroller. Unless you ski at a big mountain, your patrol is made up of volunteers (we don't get paid anything). So, try and cut them a little slack as they are there to pick you up when you get a concussion on a 40' table or break your arm in 2 places on a kinked rail. Most patrollers like to see kids go huge and think it's pretty sweet.

 
Level 1 instructor.

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The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.

 
Im a new instruter this year at Bristol mt

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
Instructor at SnoSuck, WA.

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'That would be like saying masturbation is overrated because you get sick of porn. Get the fuck out.' - Phrosty
 
^ you're a dumbass! can't you ski fast enough to evade them?

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
volunteer patroller at Mission Ridge for about the past 4 years. i will be back there this christmas break to wear my rad red coat.. woooo.

brooke.

'i dont ski powder, only park.'- //dlite//
 
Instructor. I just got my Basic Park and Pipe accreditation. There was gonna be an intermediate and an advanced but apparently i'm the only one in the entire east to sign up for those. So all you instructors out there get off your lazy ass next year and sign up.
 
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