Somebody just posted another, less original review... Way to copy someone else's brilliant idea, JAKE WALTHERS
Still kinda funny though:
JAKE WALTHERS, LIBS MOFUCKA, MD, US
holy titfuck these shits ay da dankest nugs in da park like shitsteezin all over BEEZYS and da rails be all like fuck yo shit while on da jumpsys these sticks be all like wreck it up shit tit i FUCKin shat all over da park when me and my blackass hoodrats be hippie killerin tha bitches from the back then kick it switch and shit down da bunny hill be like DAYUMM shitsters. all da while my carbon ollie band be all poppy and shit while my skatedeck construction keepin shit on lock for my HOMIES. but for realzys these danksta be da best in da dam park and fly as HELL for all the new cats to be jocking this shit. JAH JAH JAH BINX MAFUCKA STEPUP YO GAME WITH THE FUCKSTIN STEP UPS BIATCH!!! so keep it HOOD RAT SHIT MOTHAFUCKA WITH DA STEP UPS!!