Who would win?

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Ds91260

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a jedi (star wars) or an agent (matrix)?

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
star wars fo' sho'! Eh, I dunno, they're both pretty cool. Personally, jedis are more hot, so they'd have my support.

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what about the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail?

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that would be interesting

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
id say an agent, if he had a light-saber

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
an agent, they have the power to modify the world, so therfore they would just modify the jedi's to have no power.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
 
who would win?

Donatello or Leonardo

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

 
donatello!!!

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'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

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jedi all the way

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Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
of course the ninja turtles would win, thats why they're not in the fight. They are in a league of their own. Now shave your fucking mullet!

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
Howd you know i got a mullet?

who would win?

Eric Coston or Tanner Hall?

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

 
I was actually referring to AJ_Concepts. He has the gayest mullet in the world. We need to lynch him.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
yoda the jedi would definitley.

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
hey cj, do you mean eric Koston?...with a k?

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Leonardo OWNS that nerd DOnatello

yes the samurai pizza cats would school everyone..

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
The rabbit would kick both of their asses. But between those two Jedi for sure!

I Bent My Wookie
 
Yoda - fiery green midgets dominate, period

-AndrewP

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im gunna have to go like this, bottom is the worst

turtles

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rabbit

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mango

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agent

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jedi

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donatello is a fag, come on. every ninja turtle is special except him. Leonardo is the chief plus has two swords, and has all the ideas, raphael is a rebel and the strongest, and michelangelo is funny... donatello,s coulour is purple and he fights with a stick...

anyways, a leonardo agent woth a lightsaber would rule the world...

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agent

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the jedi wouold wreck the agent, block all of his bullets with his light saber then just run up and chop him to bits, it wouldnt even be a fight

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no way y'all, agent would so beat a gay-ass jedi. agents can dodge stuff, plus they can change stuff, plus, they kick ass! but neo is the coolest. the trees punch the peds

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Jedis would conquer....

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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jedi all the way, they have the force and their light sabers... i've always wanted a light saber.

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hahah, you kidding me, jedi all the way, neo is a fucking jedi, remember the first movie, he used the force to stop the bullets

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
ahha yea, Koston with a K, god i was hungover...

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

 
Matrix dudes can move more quicklyer... but jedies can make shit fly... i think it is a tuff call.

Oh and donatello would get raped up the ass by leonardo... sure donny boy is cool, and hella smart, thats why he is so important, but c'mon a wooden pole vs. a sword???

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
i would say an agent cuz they can have guns. the jedi would do all their fancy moves and shit then the agent would whip out a pistol and shoot him.... just like in indiana jones...

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
a rabbit with a spork........

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Michalangelo would team up with the thundercats and they could take everyone. But only of they could ride in Hot Rod from the transformers. and cheetarah is hot for a cheetah girl. but then to be fair the other team gets the other three turtles and the GI joes. but then Michalangelos team needs to get some more transformers and yoda. but then the other team gets neo so thats not fair. then the other team gets all the agents smiths. then the other team gets teh swedish chef from the muppets. that dude's hard core. i saw him on the muppets christmas and he looked like he was trained by some super duper elite swedish killing academy. he stocked big bird with grace and ferocity. so the other team gets big bird. ummm its a tie. I think that if it was on tv they'd fight alot and then they'd both team up to save mankind from the aliens because will smith couldn't do it alone and then they'd put aside their differences and live happily ever after.

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