fuuuuuuuuuck no. bruce lee is fucking real. not some fucking pussy witha shitty ass haircut. i fucking hate chuck norris and i don't know why people think it's so fucking funny to make jokes about him. like he is the latest fucking craze and i don't understand. stop these fucking stupid bandwagons
urkel would choke screech with his suspenders and then slit his throat with shards of glass from his glasses....i dont really think theres much of a question there