Who would win in a fight battle royal between all the pro skiers

yeah i would put my money on grete tooooo because nobody would hit her. Mik D wouldnt even be able to put a bullet in such a sweet person.
 
I feel like tj schil schil packs heat. Hes the kind of guy who would double wield mac 10s while listening to immortal technique. And Im sure he curbstomps. My bets are on him.
 
haha i can see it now... mik d would shoot everyone and then out of nowhere hibbert would fall from the sky on top of him.... that would probably break hibberts legs, but it doesn't mater cuz he would stand up and walked away, and mik d would be knocked the fuck out hahaha
 
Is this even a serious question?

Ummmmmmm ALEX MARTINI

I don't know whether any of you have ever witnessed Alex Martini in a fight but it is simply the must disgustingly brutal event I have ever seen. Once I was at the park at Loon in NH and some kid cut off Alex to hit this box so Alex chased him down and as they were going off this little booter further down he pushed him. The kid kinda wiped out and Alex hit a 7 and stomped it right on the kids legs. Then he took of hes skis and started like BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE KID WITH HIS SKI. It was soooo savage. Other people tried to like get over and stop him but it was just too much. He kept hitting him, then like unbuckled this kids helmet and through it in the woods and kept hitting him in the head. The kid was like 8 but I'm pretty sure hes okay now.
 
The entire Ninthward team, I'm pretty sure you need a tec-9 to prove you're gangster enough to ski for them.
 
you're not seriously are you? unless it was a battle royale involving painting, then Ant doesn't belong here.

Of the jibbers, Philou or Abma, plus Wilson is crazy.

Big mountain guys, Treadway, cause he's a crazy hunter. McIntosh, maybe Nobis
 
He would blow everyone away with his rapper skillz. haha. I dont do shit, I get shit done, I ski around the world, but the west coast is where I'm from.
 
brad holmes

I agree brad holmes, even though " a disgrace to the ski industry" is one badass.

"I dont do shit, i get shit done, I ski around the world, but the west coast is where im from."
 
I know that one. I still have scars today from his multiple point-blank shots to my chest, side, back, and neck. But we are talking about a fight, not a game of paintball. Pete is just tall he's skinny as hell.

I say Colby because hes strong as hell and he's one of the more competitive people I know.
 
colby are you kidding me this guy looked like a lil bitch boy when i saw him at a ski premier besides his 5oclock shadow. I would go with pete O just because his a big jigg
 
it must be fun to read about how tough kids think you are if you are one of these skiiers, just a thought
 
I'd put my money on Simon, rumor has it that he took on a pro hockey player at last years JOI and whooped his ass
 
YES i love how only viewers of ski movie now how fucking hard this guy is. basicaly dont mess.he doesnt even go to the x games, hes in the ghetto busy downin jacks n gettin head.(he claims anyway)
 
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