Who would win a fight?

How about Rumsfeld vs. Cheney?

Milhouse vs. Ralph Wiggum (Simpsons)?

Paula Jones vs. Monica Lewinsky?

Pamela Anderson vs. Carmen electra?

Better question - How do we get these fights to actually happen?

 
Obviously da Bears would win them all! Even if they weren't invited! As far as making them happen goes, ask Ditka. Da Bears!

 
who would win in a fight, a hurricane or ditka?

ditka! ditka!

wait...what if the hurricane was named ditka?

ooooooooooooooooooh

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
 
Bob Saget vs. A Threshing machine??

or

Gary Coleman vs. a fist-fighting chimpanzee??

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-Dan

Try to keep clear from that hate and spite

So I keep my mind still, like the still of night

Now who in the world do you want to fight

It's against the system we should unite

 
Saget gets his ass kicked by any and everything. He is the lowest on the fights-we'd-like-to-see totem pole. Let's hope he meets that thresher.

Ditka vs. 3lbs. of Polish Sausage?

 
holmes acts liek a faggot cusson has a mullet. they both die of stupidness

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
cusson does have a mullet, right?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
to answer the original question, da bears

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
What about a bob barker robot vs. an orangatang with scissor hands?

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-Dan

'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
 
i dont' know, i don't follow basketball. but i think tiger woods team will win the stanely cup this fall, his pitcher's been on his game all season.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
 
Trick Question....DIKTA is God

haha, thats gotta be the funniest skit ever

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yeh..i dont even remeber typing that whole stupidness faggot thing. weird.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
How about Ditka vs. a hurricane?

Wait, wait, wait....what if the hurricane was named 'Ditka'?

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'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'

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