Who will win in this fight Apollo creed or darth vader

its not a factor..i mean come on its apollo..but if rocky had the laser sabor he would dominate..it would b redic

 
fucking apollo creed. no question. that guys got nuts the size of basketballs. Darth Vader for all we know, has no gentalia whatsoever. fuck the force, it's all about the balls.

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Vader is so manly to survive having all his limbs cut off and being caught on fire, he'd totally just out manly Apollo and kick his ass.

-at least you went down naked-

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Anyone who says Apollo is a fucking moron. If Darth Vader were real he'd kill Apollo like he kills all non-jedi's... he just squeezes his fingers together. Apollo wouldn't stand a chance.

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anyone who can choke you to death by looking at you and can deflect lasers with a shiny stick, takes the cake in my opinion

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Ya, Darth Vader would definately win. I don't think non-jedi's stand a chance to him.

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^ not even any Jedi's could stand up to him really. only obi-wan and luke.. but he fucks everybody else up. takes out dooku, windu, the sand people, the little jedi, even the evil emperor. he does out obi-wan aswell, but that doesn't count because obi lets him. and he also cuts off luke's arm. he's just an all-around power house.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Bruce Lee would kick all there punk asses.

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are you fucking kidding me? darth vader could fold apollo creed's spine in half if he so much as sneezed the wrong way.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Come on... It's Apollo... He don't need no black suit and cape, he's a natural born pimp. Slap that Sith!

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well theyre both black and both probably have street smarts so itd be a close fight

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vader would own him he's got the force and a light saber appollo couldnt touch him vader would just choke him.

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and saint paul did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint paul did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
Vader would not even have to touch him, just use the force anc crush th shit out of his balls.

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I'm gonna have to go with Apollo Creed. although I belive Ivan Drago can take them both.

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
 
yeah you people who are talking shit on darth vader need to check yourself and realize that apollo creed couldnt fucking touch darth vader, honestly his add could be choked and cut into pieces in seconds, nobody can touch darth vader with his lightsaber n shyt

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