Who Wants to Pokemon Rap Battle?

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WHO THE FUCK'S IN MY CAVE?

WHO THE FUCK WANT BEEF?

I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO PALLET TOWN WITH NONE OF YOUR TEETH.

YOU FUCKIN' WITH REAL G's WHEN YOU STEP TO MY TEAM, MY FLOW SO COLD IT FEELS LIKE ICE BEAM.

DON'T STEP TO ME SON, YOU DONT WANT NONE OF THIS, I'M USING HAIL BITCH YOU STILL USING MIST.

FUCK WITH ME SON, WE'LL SEE WHO'S A HERO

MY HEARTS TEMPERATURE IS ABSOLUTE ZERO.
 
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ya ya

my shit's pikachu

piss him off

he'll jizz on you

hangin' out in black city

just out here electrocutin'

that one bitch misty

be out here prostistutin'

head to goldenrod city

misty man, she's lookin' pretty

layin' naked on the lawn

talkin bout her pokemon

tell her there's too much yackin'

and not enough jackin'

you start hearing that storm bell

better go back to where you dwell

and all the little trainers start to yell

RUN! IT'S THE ENERGIZER BUNNY FROM HELL!

ball's in your court bitches

 
I GO HARD IN THE PAINT BECAUSE I'M FUCKING MUDKIP.I'M SO G, I'LL MUDSLAP YOU WITH MY DICK.

I'LL WATER-GUN ALL OVER BITCHES TITTIES.

I'LL MAKE A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, OUT OF ALL OF PETALBURG CITY.

MY MOM BOUGHT ME SOME BOMB-ASS RUNNING SHOES.

STRAIGHT UP AIR JORDANS.

YOU'RE STILL ON NEW BALANCE, FOOL!

FUCK GROWL.

THAT MOVE IS SERIOUS PUSSY SHIT.

MY ATTACK IS TOO SICK

AND IT MAKES BITCHES WET.

ALSO

I'M FUCKING BLUE.

SO DON'T FUCK WITH MUDKIP.

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BLUE.

AND MY FINAL ATTACK

GOES OUT TO TRAINER MAY.

FUCK YOUR LEAFY ASS TREEKO.

I SMOKE BOWLS OF THOSE FOOLS

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.

Also, I'm Mudkip so don't fuck with me.
 
BITCH YOU OLD NEWS. YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ME?HAVE A SEAT, QUIT FRONTIN, OR ILL LEVEL YOU UP LIKE A RARE CANDY.
 
YOU TWO ARE JUST KIDS

PLAYIN' WITH YOUR TOYS

BOUT TO BLOW Y'ALL AWAY

JUST LIKE BLASTOISE

THINKIN' A MASTERBALL CAN CATCH ME

BITCH I'M LEVEL ONE HUNDRED

GOIN TO PALLET TOWN WITH TEAM ROCKET

THAT SHITS ABOUT TO GET PLUNDERED

 
THE ONLY THING YOU PLUNDER IS YOUR MOTHER'S WALLET.YOUR A DESPERATE MOTHER FUCKER. MAGIKARP CAN'T EVEN TOP IT.

I K.O. POKEMON WITH THE GREATEST EASE.

I'M STILL ASLEEP LIKE SNORLAX

I'M SUER EFFECTIVE. NOT LAZY.

YOU COPY MY STYLES LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING DITTO.

YOU AIN'T NO STUPID BLASTOISE. YOU'RE FUCKING SQUIRTLE.

I'M A MOTHER FUCKING CHARIZARD.

ALL I SPIT IS FIRE.

I'LL EXPLODE LIKE VOLTORB

TO MAKE YOU RETIRE.

COME AT ME SOFT LIKE CLEFAIRY

AND JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS

I'M GOD LIKE MEWTWO.

I'M LIKE ARCEUS RAPPING.
 
Bitch I'm fuckin Pikachu, don't mess with me or I'll zap you, you better watch out your about to get plundered, cause bitch you ain't on my level, level one hundred (inspired by Andre)
 
I electrocute blastoise, leaving him all dried up

Bitch I am charizard, and I will leave you mind fucked.

Rollin with ash kechum, bitch I AM. Pikachu

Youre nothing more than an inconvenience, a squeaky shoe.

You're sneaky too, Rollin with team rocket, that shit is ridiculous

Stealing my Pokemon, I'm just about sick of this.

Come back at me with all you got

Charmander could attack you, and I still wouldn't call you hot.

 
you can't even rhyme

you're worthless like caterpie

do as that girl did in the video

and go hump a full grown tree

you can't even spell right

go back to trainer school

i bet you use mr. mime

fuckin' tool

you say magikarp, like its a bad thing

but after a few levels, it packs a sting

your shitty training, we shall diagnose

because remember magikarp becomes gyarados

you take charizard

i'll take moltres

cuz he goes hard

slap you in ya face

mewtwo sucked dick

everybody knows that

cuz mew will shit on you

hit you with a bat

now if you try to write another rap

i'll whip out my dratini

you'll just sit there starin'

thinkin' of your teenie weenie

 
I can't criticize your knowledge, but your rhymes are wack as fuck

You know your shit about Pokemon, but when it comes to rap you suck

You can't even multsylablle! What are you stupid?

You're equal to magikarp in terms of being useless

I'm the all powerful arceus, bow down

You may have heard Hilda talking about me around town.
 
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im metapod bitches, with defensive perfection,

and i will get harder then your fathers erection,

im taking shit in a whole new direction

so keep up, before you get a sexual infection.

i dont move much, just hang in the trees,

then pop up and surprise you like the Vietnamese,

i bring all the bitches down to their knees

then i become a butterfly, fuck the bees.

i use harden way more then charlie sheen,

and ive been with more bitches then he has ever seen,

money could not have a more luminous green,

i may be a bug, but i feel like a machine.

to any little bitches who think that i can crack,

im hanging like a piniata, so come give me a whack,

but if you dont succed well then you better watch your back

cause right when i evolve im gonna rip off your ball sack

bitch

 
last time i checked, stupid and useless didn't rhymebut you're new to this thread so i'll give you time

the meanings in my verses may be a little sublime

i'll just let you step up to this ladder, start the climb

these lyrics will batter you like it's organized crime

because i'm just like zapados, still in my prime

i own this motherfucker, i'm kangaskhan

go back to being a nerd, comic con

you're just like jynx, crying on and on

you just take it in the ass, assef and hassan*

*if you don't know this reference go read the kite runner

 
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Wasup I'm also Venusuar

the bithches you be fuckin give you a penis sore

cuz they're hoes I've got three sharp toes

give you a taste of sunbeam i easily run your whole team

but taking in sunlights a bitch

gary fuck your charizard

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So I ball so hard muhf*ckas wanna sign me

But first ni**as gotta find me

What's 50 Levels to a muhf*ka like me

Can you please remind me?

Battle so hard, this sh*t crazy

Ya'll don't know that don't sh*t taze me

Team Rocket could go 0-82 and I look at you like this sh*t phase me

Battle so hard, this sh*t weird

We ain't even spose to be here,

Battle so hard, Since we here

It's only right that we be fair

Electro, I'm liable to go explode

Take your pick, Magneton, Rhydon, Flareon, League 6

Battle so hard, that i broke Brock, Goldeens that don't flip flop

Bruno you know thats losing time, Hidden behind all these big rocks

Battle so hard, I'm shocked too, I'm supposed to be caught up like you

If you escaped what I've escaped

You'd be in Pallet getting f*cked up too

Battle so hard, let's get radiated, Lt. Surge for like 6 days

Potion bottles, Misty models, Spitting shit for my Nurse J's

B**ch behave, Just might let you meet May,

Dew town G. Oak, I'm kicking your ass back to Dad-a
 
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What up it's marowak

Looking like a charmander on crack

Evolved from cubone

my dick's now sticken out like a third leg bone

I wear a skull so you know I'm hard as fuck

Step to me I'll use bone club and leave you retarded as psyduck.

 
Your bitch look like Walord.No Snorlax though,

because she gave toothy head, like that Sharpedo.

but i'm no rookie i'm a pro.

no ash here,

my pokemon are my children.

catch em all, my life, from bitches i'm barren

just playin though, i got Misty on lock.

if you frontin, don't make me unleash my Solrock.

i mean i blow that poké weed, you blow that poké cock.

and no need to cock block, but my Charizard will get your bitches round the clock,

up and around the whole block,

good luck trying to make me stop,

no pokéballs can stop what this niggas got.

i feel like this is bad
 
I gotta be honest, you really don't wanna start this

I'll destroy you like deoxy did th the whole city, I'm heartless

You're rhyming rhyme and time, wow that's really original

I'll get inside Your brain, a subliminal criminal

I'll transform like ditto, you'll be fucking amazed

While you stick to dildos, like the new craze is gays

If you must keep going just go and quote my reply

but you're about fall off load, into the ocean and die
 
Wanna fuck with haxorous?

Oak I gotta axew a question.

do you wanna torchic this weedle

we can get clfairly- baked

get a little drudi-gone. Electribuzzin.

Ash is coffin and im wheezing.

now come battle me.

youll get your ash handed to you

then youll die hard

as i draw my last prize card

You say rematch but i gotta be like yo how about we match

now papa comes through using swagger

just check up in the sky and youll see the big dipper

realize how big i am and youll be dippen

now i draw that last prize card cause i use giga impact.

Bitch thats right. You dont wanna fox with the haxorous.

I put on my charm-ander as the chandilur dims down

You dont have abra on and i wanna get a pickachu

that may sound a little farfetch’d but cheren

this was onyx-ceptable too because you were krabby

and weepin bell but then we golem to the other room

then im like a kakuna usin stiffen

then i use eruption

i magnamite have to kill a ho-ho

my friends saying you gotta go slowbro

shes a virgin and your using first contact.

and i gotta diglet a grave up for her.

now dont forget you cant fox with me

as me and my adino will use powerful slap [/b]
 
yo...yo yo

from pallet town to the indigo league

i capture all 150 and none will be freed

i picked a bulbasaur although it was tragic

my rival picked charizard but jokes on him

cuz i made his name FAGGOT
 
This is the original pokemon rap. I did not make this. It is from the end of the cartoons if you fellas remember.

I want to be the best, there ever was. To beat all

the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey. Venusaur, Rattata,

Fearow, Pidgey. Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly. Ponyta, Vaporeon,

Polywrath, Butterfree!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Pokémon!

I'll search across the land, look far and wide.

Release from my hand, the power that's inside!

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck. Ivysaur, Grimer,

Victreebell, Moltres. Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff.

Kingler, Rhydon, Clefable, Wigglytuff!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta'

catch 'em all! Pokémon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix. Geodude, Rapidash,

Magneton, Snorlax. Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow. Weezing,

Seel, Gyarados, Slowbrow!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah! Gotta' catch

'em all, pokémon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea. Raticate, Magnemite,

Kadabra, Weepinbell. Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew. Bulbasaur,

Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!!!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokémon master

is my destiny!

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke. Kangaskhan, Hypno,

Electabuzz, Flareon. Blastoise, Polywhirl, Oddish, Drowzee. Raichu,

Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie! Woo!

We're at the half-way point. Doin' great so far!

What's all this 'we stuff?' I'm doin' all the hard work! Break

time's over. Here we go!

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy. Dodrio, Seadra,

Vileplume, Krabby. Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran. Machop,

Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah!

Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all! Yeah!

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedril. Haunter. Squirtle.

Chansey! Pokémon! Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong. Pidgeotto,

Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon!

At least 150, or more to see. To be a pokémon master

is my destiny!

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing. Dugtrio, Golbat,

Staryu, Magikarp. Ninetails, Ekans, Omastar. Scyther, Tenatcool,

Dragonair, Magmar!

Woah! Catch yer breath, man. Shake out those lipsi

t's downhill from here. Just 24 more to go! Now it gets tricky

- so listen real good!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee,

Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone,

Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom!!!

We're almost home! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta'

catch 'em all! Yow! Gotta' catch 'em all, gotta' catch 'em all!

Huh! (Gotta catch 'em all pokémon, yeah)

Charmeleon! Wartortle! Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl.

Omanyte! Slowpoke! Pidgeot, Arbok, that's all folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Oooh,

gotta' catch 'em all, pokémon! Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta' catch

'em all! Oooh, gotta' catch 'em all, pokémon! Catch 'em, catch

'em, gotta' catch 'em all! Gotta' catch 'em all! Pokémon!

 
the game was gay without youyou increased the queer percentage

hop on my lugia's back

about to take off, thrust stage

leave my hitmonchan here on earth

to punch you in your rib cage

what i write on here is magic

you can just call me the archmage

i like your studder up there

is that from anal rage?

shoutout to your dick so small

measured with micrometer gauge

i'm the winner of this shit, erryone calls me machamp

its about time for you to quit, your lyrics need a revamp

you only get base hits, i hit homeruns

you're sittin in a dark pit, i'm like twin suns

talking bout ditto, shit, you're just spittin reruns

i'll crush you like snorlax's tit, weighin 3 tons

catch my jizz like a baseball mitt, this ain't clean fun

go sit at home and throw a fit, this flow is done

 
If my dick is small, why are you so envious

Yours is smaller? next time I need a toothpick, lend me it

You think you're dominating when you spit a weak flow

A six year old could have wrote it in a minute, took you a week though.

I'm half expecting you to rhyme cat with hat

Good effort though, let me just pat your back

Your flows embarrassing, like premature ejaculation

Look like you got caught masturbatin, I'll smack your face and

Since this is a Pokemon thread, I better mention it

I'm legendary like pikachu,youre just starved for attention kid.
 
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They wanna call me Jynx cuz I keep it hella stinks,

when Pikachu see my tits, the nigga can hardly blink.

Used to be called Smoochem until I straight evolved,

Bout to get hyphy- psychic shit and all.

Purple face and big lips..

Used to run that corner, suckin mad dicks.

Smoked hella crack- dabbled with some meth,

until my dirty titties were all I had left.

 
My Pokemon cards bring all the boys to the yard and their like do you wanna trade cards and I'm like I don't want to trade cards unless it my charazard.
 
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splash mother fucker splash mother fuck splash

I ain't foolin around like that fucker Ash

I'm Magikarp, bitch, I've got bills to pay

I make Misty wetter than the month of May

all I get is hate, that I don't debate

but I aint no gimp, I'm a fuckin pimp

so watch your back when I evolve

I'll be a dragon, bitch, all problems solved

aint nothing left here son

magikarp just fuckin won
 
it took me a week to write, so you told

last time i checked this thread is a day oldyou think your shit is gold but its more like slime mold

looks like you need to go to rap camp, get enrolled

you callout my flow, you cant even rhyme half your shit

all ive got to say is it's about time for you to quit

learn from the glory that my verses tend to omit

now sit down and cry like your mom after i tongue punched her clit

that last line was kinda long

i'll make these ones shorter

heh, just like your dong

ouch that was cold, burr

you say you're legendary, like that fucker pikachu

if you read my original rap you'd know that wasn't you

stealing peoples references is kinda cheesy, fondue

looks like you just need to open up your field of view

now to finish your rhymes aren't smooth, they are like bricks

reply back to see what i have next in my bag of tricks

and i'll stomp your shit like i'm fuckin' shining onix

cuz we all know you're just a little fat kid that likes dicks

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East Kanto born and raised,

In the power plants where I spent most of my days.

Chillin out, maxin my stats, relaxin' all cool,

An zapping up the trainers who thought they were cool,

When a couple o' rocket grunts who were up to no good,

Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood,

I fainted just once and my trainer got scared,

He said 'You're movin with ash ketchum I hope you don't care'

I begged and pleaded with him day after day,but

he packed my pokeball and sent me on my way

he gave me a rare candy and it didn't do shit

I held my quick claw on and said 'I´d might as well training'

Well, the spearow landed and when I came out

there was a a rocket grunt standin' there with a poke ball out

'I ain´t trying to get caught yet, 'I just got here'

I sprang with the speed like quick attack just got used

I whistled for a pidgey and when it came near,

The bird was more yellow than a regular pidgey

And made sparkles when it appeared

If anything i could say that this pidgey was rare,

But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, home to pallet town!'

I pulled up to the pallet town at bout seven or eight,

I yelled to the cabbie 'go home, smell ya later!'

I looked at this shithole,

I was finally there.

To sit in my ball sand smell the high voltage air!
 
Please, point out what I didn't rhyme,

I'm eatin you up, bitch it's dinnertime.

Do you even know what multisyllable rapping is?

You're huffin and puffin along while I'm lappin kids

You're rhymes are elementary and boring

So put up your defenses g cause when it's raining it's pouring

When it comes to rhyming you're clearly uneducated

I'm floating above you like levitation with no hesitation

Just because it doesn't look like it doesn't mean my shit doesn't rhyme

Say it out loud next time, like your cousin did after I fucked her, guy.

You gotta give up, your rhymes are straight played out

You ain't got shit on me, youre drained out

Fuck pokemon, I'm just doing this fOr sport

I'm about to make your mom wet like board shorts.
 
i am screamin' it loud now, hear am icallout on what you said, wait you fucked a guy?

live in the northwest where the sun is shy

don't need no defenses, i think rain is fly

uneducated didn't even rhyme with anything

wanna debate it? i'll meet you in the boxing ring

but i'd probably break your arm, put it in a sling

then the fight would end, hear that bell, ding ding

back to pokemon, i follow the prompt, you're a fucking fool

your childish rhymes look tentacool, but mine are harsh like tentacruel

i'll take off your head, you'll become an exeggcute

that's what i do to all these kids, i'm the exeggutor

you're wheezing and koffing, smoking out of your vaporeon

but i hear your herpes are actin' up, burnin' like flareon
 
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