Who wants to be an actor or actress?

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miss_twin_tips

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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss

and 50 cents for your soul

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
Weren't you the girl who claimed that Tanner wasn't hurt, because you were partying with him and a bunch of other pros that same day in a different state? How is anyone ever supposed to take you seriously after that?

'I hear Gemini is gonna be sick'

-Jesus
 
my aunt is an actress. she was in the second resident evil movie and she played in one of the friday the 13th movies in the 80s

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
my friends little brother, cameron bright, has been in a ton of movies. He's a literal millionare. But they still live in a shitty little house. He had a naked bath with that australian actress (forget her name, married tom cruise), had a lead role in the movie birth, has a lead role in the movie coming out, violet or something like that, he was in butterfly effect.

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
holy shit i can't believ lat jst made a post completely void of sarcasm

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
 
hmmm sounds like a childhood fantasy, goin to hollywood. i want a real job. nah i think im just gunna be a ski bum for life...

 
I would like, to , porn maybe?

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Lat on the most annoying: 'having to wipe your ass is fucken annoying. animals dont have to and they live their lives just fine. itd be so much easier if we could just squat down inside the mall and l
 
A pornographer, sweet job.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
^this is actually a real profession, im not kidding, although im not sure what its all about other than sex...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
my moms cousin was in jurassic park 2 and was 2nd in line for mogely in the jungle book(the one with people)

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i have respect for musical artists who are MUSICAL...not people who lip synch. minus britney spears cuz her concert was the shit.-SnowKristaL
 
so what im not allowed to make serious posts?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
My old room mate was in 90210 when we were about 9 (we had been friends since 3rd grade)...granted it was for like 30 seconds and all she said was "Daddy daddy pick me up!" but still.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
miss twin tips is a faggot who claimed she "partied" with thall the night he was hurt, go get hit by a truck you tool.

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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
 
miss twin tips your a shame, you should be banned from ns for having spread false roumors about tanner, but i bet youd be a great actress

any one for another beer
I AM CANADIAN !!!
 
Who wants to be an actor or actress? Obviously whoever wants to have lots of money and no personal life... whoever cares about nothing but material goods and self attention. Actors lick balls. Though i wouldn't mind being a porn star...

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
my brothers friend is like a midget, well not really hes just very short for his age (14--4foot) so he a dancer for the knicks and is now like good friends with Jay-z cause he danced with him at the grammys a while ago. The kid's a duechebag though

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my
friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier
 
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