Who wants a fucking free steak dinner?

*simba*

*simba*

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You fucks owe me for this.

Alright bitches.

Step 1: Go to www.outback.com

Step 2: Click where it tells you to click...not that hard.

Step 3: Enter your zipcode.

Step 4: It will show all the locations nearest to you and the availability of a free steak fucking dinner.

Step 5: Click the restaurant location of your choice.

Step 6: Enter your shit.

Step 7: ENJOY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FREE STEAK DINNER AT OUTBACK FUCKING STEAKHOUSE.

You're welcome.
 
NOOOOOOOO ALL THE LOCATION IN MY AREA CODE ARE OUT OF FREE STEAK

but its chill cause their onion ring appetizer is the only thing that makes outback worth going to in the first place.
 
ME, YOU FUCKER

I WANT FREE MOTHERFUCKING STEAKS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING STOMACH RIGHT NOW

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AND THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE:

"DAMN THAT MIKE KID IS SO FUCKING AWESOME I WOULDN'T BE EATING THIS LUCIUS STEAK IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM."
 
I used to live above an Outback (At the bottom of Beaver Creek in Avon at Chapel Square, if anybody knows the place). We would go in every once in a while, and the place smelled absolutely terrible. Like old dirty wash cloths and body odor all mixed together. This has ruined Outback and their delicious bloomin' onion for me forever.
 
WATCH OUT!!!! AN ASSHOLE SHARK IS GONNA FUCKIN MUNCH YOU IN ABOUT A SECOND IN THAT MOVIE!!! STEP AWAY FROM THE WATER YOU DUMBASS!
 
Someone posted it on pt. I don't think you even get anything that epic. 6 ounce steak or something. I put in my shit though.

For people having problems. Just enter another zip that you're willing to drive to.

I doubt i'll go
 
I would love a free steak dinner but alas I live in Canada. Also, I don't think there are any Outback Steakhouses on the west coast, but I could be wrong.
 
ITT:

-Me clicking link

-Me no finding link to click for steak

-Me getting frustrated

-Me minusing karma

-Me seeing thread is almost a week old

-FUUUUUUUUU
 
you promised a free steak dinner provided by outback...they renigged. now you sir are responsible for my free steak dinner as i followed your steps. i expect a paypal payment of 17.00 immediatley or i will troll you mersilessly.
 
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