Who wants a free song on itunes?

1080ski

1080ski

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ill check back after classes today, but whoever posts something that makes me laugh gets a free itunes download. i only have 1, so the person who posts the best thing gets it. points go towards creativity

(if something is really really funny, ill try to get a second and maybe third free download, but i dont know if i can)
 
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its fine if you post more than 1, but im not a huge fan of cat pictures. im going to class but around 3 or 5 or whenever i get back on NS ill choose.
 
woah! no way, a whole dollar worth of downloading power! I'll finally be able to afford that dollar menu double cheeseburger I've always wanted.

In that case, I'll catch you at St. Patrick's Day

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i have a joke

three guys stranded on an island they meet the tribal chief living on the island
"you truspass now u have two options, bundabunda or death"
the first guy dosent want to die so he chooses bundabunda
he is raped by 1000 men
the second man does not deny that bundabunda would hurt but he would live so he chose bundabunda
he gets raped by 1000 men
the third man says" im not homo give me death"
the chief agrees and proclams" DEATH......by bundabunda"
 
oh i also have a joke, since were telling them

so this guy is on a honeymoon in jamaica with his wife wendy

he loves her so much he got wendy tattooed on his dick

although unless hes got a boner, you only see "WY"

when at the urinal he noticed a locals dick had "WY" on it as well

and he exclaims "oh your wife is named wendy too?!"

and the jamaiacn man replies "no mon, mine says 'welcome to jamaica have a nice stay'"

enjoy :)
 
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