Who the fuck...

lorida

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today, when i was at the ski hill i went into the bathroom to take a piss so I put my gloves onto the sink counter, went to the urinal and started pissing...then , out of nowhere ,some punk ass kid looked at me, ran to the counter, snatched my gloves then ran away....who the fuck steals gloves, honestly, like what the hell.
 
i should've, but i couldn't believe it... honestly, i was staring at the counter thinking, did that kid just steal my gloves?? there's no way...
 
fuckin right. I went to take a piss, and when I came back my gloves were gone, thats a bitch move right there.
 
they were rip off auclairs, 40-50$... the bitch is that they were 2 days old and now i'm back to my old smelly gloves.
 
last year my mom went into the washroom and when she was washing her hands she placed her glasses on the counter. Turned around to dry her hands. When she turned back around her glasses were gone. Somebody jacked her 300 dollar prescription glasses. And it's not like anybody else can use them.
 
i would've dove at him from the urinal with my dong hanging out and everything, i'd then proceed to punch him in the throat, point at him, and say "you just been owned"
 
hahah all this shoe talk reminds me of a great story that happend to a friend of mine.

So

one day my buddy is coming home from work, as he's getting on the next bus to continue his journey home. He comes to realise that his bag's zipper had been left entirely open. Only as he's paying his bus fare quickly does he discover that just one of his shinny polished black work shoes was missing, he then says "oh shit, lemme go grab my shoe!" (he can spot it on the ground where it had fallen out of his bag) right then just as he steps off the bus to run over to the corner where his shoe was at, he see's a man pick up his one work shoe and run off with it, and he just stood there in disbelief that someone had just stole one shoe off the ground, the bus driver says "uhhh yep someone just took off with your shoe."

then he came home to tell me this exact story and it made my day.

but honestly who the fuck steals a shoe!?
 
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