Who Lives in DA BAY? Who likes Squaw?

JSiegel

JSiegel

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I'm not a child molester ;), yet. BUt for realz, Monster de Mayo is at Squaw this weekend, and all of my friends are faggots, therefore not going. But i'm going, because i jerk off twice a day. So I live in day bay, and was wondering if someone would want to come up with me for like a day, this saturday, and ski a lot. I know there will be a pool party and high camp, and maybe a big jump, and squaw's park is super fun. SO yea, driving alone sucks, therefore if any chill kid who wears tall t's and wants to come up with me should hit me up in this thread.
PRAISE JAH.
 
im from the bay and i love squaw but im in idaho right now in school at boise state so I cant make it, but have fun man
 
You're old enough to drive? Never would have guessed that from the post you just made. Squaw is super dope though. Enjoy it if you make it up there man.
 
I'm from the bay, I've skied squaw my whole life, and squaw's park is filthy in the spring. Yet I'm stuck in CO studying for finals. Shiiiiiiiit
 
I think its pretty obvious that no one wants to go up with your creepy ass jason, flying solo once again huh? Hey look at the bright side you will be driving in a late 60's subaru station wagon with no speakers and a paint job that makes women involuntarily throw up when you drive by. Ive been wondering, how do these solo tahoe drives work? You obviously have a stack of child porn sitting in the passenger seat with a costco sized bottle of jergens in your center console. We also cant forget about the large bottles of breast milk that you have in that big cooler (if anyone goes with him do not look inside said cooler; you will find a jar of toe nail clippings from underprivileged children in third world countries that have been drenched in semen) in the back seat. Dont forget to bring the cock meat sandwich that your mother ever so carefully packs for you in the mornings, you dont want to be hungry after all that child porn... All that, and you're jewish, sad times for jason siegle.

How do you say, DOUBLE TAP MO' FUCKAAA!

ps you know that i would totally go with you but the man is once again bringin me down (a.k.a. Boulder finals). good luck finding somebody and have fun up at squaw, ill see you next thursday.
 
People on this forum need to lighten the fuck up and learn how to take a joke. Do you honestly think that newschoolers is a place where everyone should take things seriously? Its a site about the love of skiing between random strangers, its not about having a stick up your ass and getting mad at other people for your inadequacies. Learn how to understand humor or just dont respond, is it really that hard?

 
btw, when i was writing this thred angell was the one who convinced me to put the masturbation and child molester thing. he said if a dude is chill, he'll get the humor. guess not.
 
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