Who just got intoxicated on Halloweekend?

drank a load of whiskey, went to a party, go back to my room with super hot girl, start hooking up, too drunk to get a boner, fuck my life.
 
last night was pretty awesome.. waited around downtown with a group of friends for a shuttle going to a rave for like 30 minutes in the cold. Then some guy with a party bus realized there were like 100 people waiting, so he charged 1 dollar per person and drove us on a loop around town and dropped us off there, that ride was fucking nuts, he had a huge ass system and a bunch of lights and a fog machine. Then got to a warehouse rave where only 1,000 people were supposed get in but they let over 3,000 in.. One crazy night hoollyy shit.
 
I was The Dude... and let me tell you, White Russians turn into vodka shots really quickly the more you drink. Also, joint holders are actually not that convenient unless you have a really small roach.

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UNH Homecoming + Halloween all in one weekend=epic weekend havent drank this much during the day and night in a long time
 
My cool story.

And a reminder to never drink with immature high school bitches.

This girl texts me, "hey, come to this party in Buckley, you can be my boy tonight ;)"

So safe to say I was getting some poon tonight. I show up, and her friend drank half a 4 loko and was fucking pissing drunk (or faking it?) and everybody got kicked out cuz this bitch puked on the floor and the house owner just said fuck it and went to the bar.

So then I went to chill and sleep at my homies house, I show up and he makes me finish the half gal of R&R with him and I finished a fifth of Tarantula.

That is where my recollection of the night ends.

I ended up puking my brains out and going to the Ski Fever expo hungover as fuck. Then I got home, downed 3 extra strength Worx energies, and got shitfaced again.

Then I hitchhiked home and the guy that picked me up told me he was driving slow because he had a warrant for his arrest and hella guns in his trunk so he didn't wanna get pulled over.

 
go to house party with over 200 guests... i didnt know we had black people in our town... apparently we do... they go to my school.. wtf?! but its cool theyre all pussies who wont hurt a fly.

so party starts at 10 and baited by10:20 no surprise. within that time the host was high on shrooms (his first time apparently) He had no idea what the fuck was going on possibly thought we were all various forms of plants or trees or maybe penises. not much was stolen or taken but i took the batteries out of the tv remotes or turned them the other way so + and - were backwards. then i switched all the imputs on the tv and switched the right/left wires for the surround sound. not sure if i did anything else, i dont remember much. i think my buddy turned off his hot water and put something in his furnace vent but i havent spoken to him since the party. i wanted to move all the plates to the cups cabinet and vice versa but didnt.

then another party the next night and bitches be yakin everywhere. you all know the story.

 
Yea, the police rolled up last night while I was sleeping, and my friend ran into my car and grabbed them. Just incase
 
Got incredibly fucking baked friday night. Chilled all day saturday and sunday watching football. Burnt my fucking finger really bad some how and now its all messed up.
 
I woke up this morning in the trunk of my car in a random parking lot. Judging by the amount of weed crumbs and empty bottles in my car, I think I had a good weekend.
 
You know it. ENRAGED. Honestly, that was my fault, I was not sober that evening and made some stupid remarks so anything I get I deserve. Shit happens though.
 
You know it. ENRAGED. Honestly, that was my fault, I was not sober that evening and made some stupid remarks so anything I get I deserve. Shit happens though.
 
Me and some friends snuck into their grandparents camp. No heat or electricity. So fucking cold. We drank 40's and peach schnapps, some ganja and some hookah. Weird night when everyone was drunk. Ended up doing some drunk texting. Not too much partying. Coulda been better
 
Skipped parties to climb schools and throw pumpkins off their roofs... It was actually one of the more fun things I've done with my friends
 
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