hahahaha i was hoping somebody would make a thread for this, anyway my call went like this:
"Yo simon, i heard you needed a body guard."
"what?"
"I'm big black's brother--you know from rob and big?"
"oh i dont need a fucking body guard get a life..."
"yeah but i heard you was like 5'2 or some shit, bein a pro skier you need that shit"
"Fuck Off!"
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