Who is this...Hansel?

[nothanks]

Oh Snap!? Who is hansel and why is he so damn hot right now? So someone please, tell me who this HanSolo is before I go crazy. They're posting the same thing though! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

I'm fucking Mugatu, I don't know of this Hansel, and I fucking invented the piano-key necktie.

 

[almostaskier]

eeeeeeeeehhhhh.... why?

 

[steezyjibber]

HANSEL IS skia540 IT ALL ORIGINATED IN THE "YOU SPIN 7'S ON SKIS? I DID ONE IN MY CAR." THREAD[/b]

 

[Black-Bandanna]

THAT DAMN HANSEL! HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW!

 

[jimmychung]

as a rookie, hansel took away the title of 'male model of the year' away from former 3-time holder derek zoolander. in his youth, he wasn't like any other kid who dreamed about becoming an astronaut. he was also more interested about what bark was made out of on a tree. oh yeah, and hansel, he's so hot right now, hansel.

 

[R-B-B]

cool story gretel

 

[adam.]

couldnt have said it better myself

 

[ProducerXXX]

 

[JockinJLoads]

this movie was cool like three years ago.....so played

 

[jibmaster_josh]

KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS

 

[ScratchCobra66]

Zoolander will never be played out. EVER.

 

[soulskier]

no it didnt, its been around forever, just became overused in recent times

 

[Tony_G]

UR A FUCKING MONKEY RAPING NOOB

 

[ski_cartel]

no actually your wrong, its played out right now

 

[jibmaster_josh]

your icon is mugatu. therefore you have seen the movie. therefore you know who hansel is.

 

[Aerozol]

hahahahahahahaha

*drinks some more*

 

[jimmychung]

uhh, dumb and dummer?

 

[*FUCKFACE*]

YES!

 

[-Mugatu]

you are not Mugatu.

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

no... nice try though

 

[geteducated]

nah dude, whattheshit said 'cool story hansel' which set off a chain reaction of cool story hansels which spawned into a cool story hansel shit firestorm that engulfed ns shit flames.

 

[*FUCKFACE*]

haha

 

[Hansel.]

my nicknames hansel, if you want to know more about me i guess i could tell you.

 

[1337]

cool story hansel.

 

[*FUCKFACE*]

aba

 

[neutralzombie]

yeeeesssss

 

[PacificRimJob]

THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME.

 

[brickerenator]

BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

 

[PacificRimJob]

wooord.

 

[AdolfShitler]

lulz