Who is the most gangsta member of the animal kingdom??

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Pretty sure this guy is
 
Snapping Turtles are man... Everyone knows that Gangsta ass nigga's dont run for shit cause Gangsta ass nigga's cant run fast.

But you dont wanna fuck with one either.
 
"A male kangaroo will lower his scrotum in hot weather to keep it away from the heat of the body and avoid damaging the testes."

- Wikipedia.

I believe they also have a bifacated penis or something odd like that.
 
^hes looking for a gangster one not a chill animal. i would say like an aligator or something, they ussually just lie around, let birds eat food out of thier motuhs... but when they gotta fuck someone up... they do it, in the worst way
 
yea. im gonna have to go with a sloth too. I poked one, one time at the detroit zoo and it didnt do shit let alone even move
 
just stared you down eh? untill you walked away? Did you poke it again? did it do the same thing?

Yeah... poke a snaping turtle twice and your fucked. Good bye hand.
 
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