Who is the douchiest person you've encountered while skiing?

13243569:caucasian_chad said:
Yup, I pro called him out at Northstar from the chairlift and he was super pissy about that too. Couldn't hear what he yelled at me because he has a little bitch voice, but I'm sure it was douchey.
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For some reason I read douchey like touché... I think we just created a new word, or a sent douchéby Shaun White
 
This guy came up to me one day and said "I'm way sicker than you". Not knowing him, I just said "how about we click into out bindings and see about that!" and he just skied away. What a frackin tool
 
A few years back was sking alone and waiting in line for the T-bar. When it was my turn I skated up to the lift and waited for it to come around. The guy (in his 40s or something) behind me decides for some reason to grab the T-bar from behind, pull it all the way out, and then let go of it. It hit me in the neck and almost got stuck in my helmet. Now this might have been a mistake, in fact it probably was. He probably grabed it and then saw I was in front of him, already waiting for it. But after that he simply refused to acknowledge what he did. He just looked everywhere but at me and didn´t respond when I yelled at him. Not even the lifty could get to him. Once I got of the lift I waited for him, not to sure why, guess I wanted an apology since that´s what I´d have done. He get´s of the lift early and skis away in the opposite direction.
 
13256348:GrabsForFun said:
A few years back was sking alone and waiting in line for the T-bar. When it was my turn I skated up to the lift and waited for it to come around. The guy (in his 40s or something) behind me decides for some reason to grab the T-bar from behind, pull it all the way out, and then let go of it. It hit me in the neck and almost got stuck in my helmet. Now this might have been a mistake, in fact it probably was. He probably grabed it and then saw I was in front of him, already waiting for it. But after that he simply refused to acknowledge what he did. He just looked everywhere but at me and didn´t respond when I yelled at him. Not even the lifty could get to him. Once I got of the lift I waited for him, not to sure why, guess I wanted an apology since that´s what I´d have done. He get´s of the lift early and skis away in the opposite direction.
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You should've had them pull his pass for getting off the t-bar early
 
simon dumont was such a dick the first time i saw him. then i encountered him two years later and he was ridiculously nice.
 
When Moms insist on getting their little 4 year old kids all the way up the park on the j-bar (which takes forever) so they can fall in front of every rail, and then yell at people who get too close
 
i once bumped into some racer's skis while waiting behind him in the lift line and he tore me a new asshole. He yelled at me for about how "us park rats" don't take care of our skis but his were upwards of $1000 and he doesn't want to have to get rid of them because some punk scratched the back of them. He then proceeded to mutter under his breath for the remainder and line
 
13257271:SPUTnik. said:
i once bumped into some racer's skis while waiting behind him in the lift line and he tore me a new asshole. He yelled at me for about how "us park rats" don't take care of our skis but his were upwards of $1000 and he doesn't want to have to get rid of them because some punk scratched the back of them. He then proceeded to mutter under his breath for the remainder and line
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*of the line
 
My first year park skiing i finally learned down rails and i was stoked. Some dousche about the same age comes up to me and asks if i can teach him how. So i do my best to teach him and he decides to go and "try" what i taught him. Turns out he already knew how to as he 270 pretzeled out and begins to laugh at me.... Fuck that guy
 
I met this group of racers on my mountain while I was on the lift. It was a 6 pack chair, i was at the far left side, all the racers looked down at me and said you stupid park rat........ you don't know what real skiing is I just looked at them and said...... what do you know about skiing, You guys do giant S's down the mountain in your underwear, and laugh at me....... You guys are so tight that if I shoved cole up all your asses Id have myself some diamonds in 2 weeks. They didn't say anything else on the lift ride.
 
13257710:ImALineSkier12 said:
I met this group of racers on my mountain while I was on the lift. It was a 6 pack chair, i was at the far left side, all the racers looked down at me and said you stupid park rat........ you don't know what real skiing is I just looked at them and said...... what do you know about skiing, You guys do giant S's down the mountain in your underwear, and laugh at me....... You guys are so tight that if I shoved cole up all your asses Id have myself some diamonds in 2 weeks. They didn't say anything else on the lift ride.
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Sooooo, you're saying that YOU were the douche?
 
13257714:ThaLorax said:
Sooooo, you're saying that YOU were the douche?
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they were the douches why did they have to say anything in the first place theres nothing wrong with park rats........ or people who like to huck tricks
 
13256340:CoreyTrevor said:
This guy came up to me one day and said "I'm way sicker than you". Not knowing him, I just said "how about we click into out bindings and see about that!" and he just skied away. What a frackin tool
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Sounds like he earned sime gnar points.
 
13257710:ImALineSkier12 said:
I met this group of racers on my mountain while I was on the lift. It was a 6 pack chair, i was at the far left side, all the racers looked down at me and said you stupid park rat........ you don't know what real skiing is I just looked at them and said...... what do you know about skiing, You guys do giant S's down the mountain in your underwear, and laugh at me....... You guys are so tight that if I shoved cole up all your asses Id have myself some diamonds in 2 weeks. They didn't say anything else on the lift ride.
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Yeah this didn't happen. Or if it did you're really stupid. I don't know what's worse...
 
13256340:CoreyTrevor said:
This guy came up to me one day and said "I'm way sicker than you". Not knowing him, I just said "how about we click into out bindings and see about that!" and he just skied away. What a frackin tool
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You completely failed on that one. Minus 50 GNAR points.
 
13257917:caucasian_chad said:
You completely failed by not getting the nearly word for word reference to the movie.
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Ah shit. I've read the book more than the movie. I grew up skiing Squaw too.
 
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