Who is the biggest dork on this site?

Andy you used to be cool but then you started dissing hippies so now you have lost all respect.

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0
 
And the reason I got pissed is b/c everyone else was joking, while skipimp_ decided to go all out on me, when I haven't done a thing to him. I don't really care about NS a all. I don't understand how you can form opinions of someone based on a messageboard or something. At least talk to me on AIM or MSN or something first.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
 
LOL! go all out on you? he said he thought you were a dork. that is nothing close to 'going all out'.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
i believe that was me that said 'chill' every other word.....but that's how i talk, so if you don't like it, you can fly down to colorado and suck my penis.....or come out to the summit county mtn.s and fight me on the slopes......i'd be fun....cuz i would most likely slaughter you unless you were a huge ass motherfucker.......then i would just ski into you with a edge ready to cut your throat.......however, if you want you can call me up for some phone sex too.......jsut message me, and we'll be chill and get things goin' dynastar. cuz im chill like that bro. and when you are the chillest of all chilled bros, you'll understand that chilliness is an art which is often palyted hypocritically by other chill cats who jsut chill it and ill it at their chill homes. which is chill, cuz jsut chillin at a hosue drinkin is chill with me, the illin', chillin' mercer....bro, so jsut relax and CHILL!

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
oh nevermind, i only said it once.....whoops, maybe he wasn't talking to me.....ah all that shit still stands

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
i vote skipimp_ as the biggest dork/fag/flamer/poofter/queer/homosexual/gay/bitch/male slut(for men)/male prostitute/...

*ski..

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
 
Andy, it's partly your signature that made me think you were a dork....that was a col thing to say in grade 7. Yeah maybe I do form unjustified biased opinions...but we all do.

and Jones, I know you're just bitter because i would't give you head, but dude, while your mom watches and masturbates with a dildo you bought for her? thats just raunchy

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
if you didnt care about ns at all, you wouldnt bother posting, and telling people to go fuck themselves, and explaining why you do so.

'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.

 
schmuck hahahaha

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
who re awakened this thread?

ya know im gonna go re awaken a thread brb

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
everyone, and noone at the same time - depends on who you ask.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
 
you know what i think is ridiculous? making a whole thread dedicated to bashing people, its pathetic. most of you people have never met this guy and you make fun of him , OVER THE INTERNET, some of you peopel are taking this thing way too seriously. i mean people get enough shit in real life, so they dont need to come here to get more, from people they dont know. and it really says something about a person who would do such a thing, it shows a lot of ignorance in my opinion.

don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
 
i think its cool we let each other know whose dumb as shit heres my list:

pocket rocket

cork 180

jamie_arnet

jason_tha_jibsta

all there posts are dumb as shit and makes me want to punch them in the face

This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
 
yeah..umm shit list....undecided

cool list..

five0...and counting

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
the only people I've ever not liked on this site were the people that came on made a few posts bashing everyone, and just pissing people off. but since they have pretty much dissapered again, I got no beef with anyone

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I think therefore I'm a yam
 
you guys are party poopers

it`s fun to bash people, on the phone, in person, behoind their backs, and especially on the net cause theres no reprecussions...so all you hater haters....fuck yourselves

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
i hate the hater haters we can hate who we want and hate what we want

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
yeah i think andy lempke...all he does is sit in linux and do nothing all day but play w/it...and himself. don't get all mad at me b/c mandrake doesn't work for you all the time.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
andy e-yelled at me for not knowing what linux was (I knew it was an operating system thing)...

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0
 
I would have to vote anyone on her who talks about how cool somehting is nad how good htey are, when they don't do it/ have no skill at it.

-Pat
 
Adam... me sitting on Linux all day?

You're the one running a Linux machine next to a OSX machine... and you're the one that wants to cool your computer with the coolant from a fridge... (btw, that wont work b/c condensation will build up and fry your computer :-P)

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
 
yes it will...and by the way...those stoopit little short thingies for writing what something stands for are gay...i'm not awake enough to tell a real response but i'll drown you at cape cod this weekend...to get you out of your misery of course...that and b/c i'm your friend.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
queebecfreestyler rulez!!!

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When skiers do their thing in the parks, powder and on the rails,

mountains become a vast play-ground.
 
for u computer freaks...heres my plan for the ultimate cooling system. I call it the 3 stage liquid-solid-gas system. The system makes use of a paltier, water block cooling system and a standard heatsing/fan. First you set up the peltier on the processor, but then instead of using a heatsink to cool its hot side, you use a waterblock. the water is pumped into an external tank. This external tank has fins for the water to flow through. The fins in this external tank are connected to a copper heatsink/fan. The heatsing extracts the heat from the water and leaves it nice and chilly for its next time around. The prosessor (and any other thing u may wanna cool.. ram, graphic processor, n and s bridges..etc) is there by effectively 3 stage cooled. first through solid cooling (thermo-electric cooler) to liquid cooling (pump system) to gas (heat extracted and turned into hot air). Me and my uncle once did this and effectively cooled an athlon 1.3 to 15 degrees Celsius..yea!

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
 
and you may need a couple of hefty power boxes ..and sorry for the many typos :p

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
 
hes still cool

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
pipemonkey is a huge fuckin dork.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
im surprised how long this thread is.. and andy, not that im saying your a dork or anything but you seem to care alot for someone who dont care.

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
andy is cool i like andy

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p.a.t. productions

patskiing.home.attbi.com

My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.

 
hooray, this thread re surfaced, now watch as i get nominated for this post.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
willie woozle? where the fuck you've been man?it gets so lonely on the site without you. no one will talk to me anymore. :(

and how old is this fucking thread???

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

 
sorry guys, i just couldn`t bear to see it die

so who else likes to get with killer hot 14 year old chicks?.....anyone?

man, im in butt fuck nowhere and there are so many horny french...and english....chicks here, its sooo sweet, ive never had so much pussy.....one 18, one 21 and one 23, im a fuckin pimp...damn, the only bad thing is it`s givin me a huge fuckin ego.....but i guess it`s well deserved......

oh yeah, and someone`s a dork or something.....

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
i am the biggest dork on this site, and the biggest slut too!

'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!

-Dirty-

 
ah shit - so much i could say about the 14 year olds... actually - i know certine people on this site who try hitting on 12teen year olds and get them to take their shirts off.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
 
haha, yeah Daryl!

I wish I left town AFTER that incident.

As for you Witchbaby666, maybe you should offer me a wet, sloppy hummer and then maybe Id be enticed to talk to you more often.

You can find me, I aint far.

 
damn it andy you're a problem and i didn't block darryl...unless it was that time at 4 am...then its ok

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
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