Who is the biggest dork on this site?

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williewoozle

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I nominate Matt Harvey.

I mean, he's got sweet hair and all, but man, when he takes a shit in the downstairs bathroom, you can smell it all the way up here.

phooey

 
Jeff Schmuck. I mean - his last name is Schmuck, he's the biggest dork hands down. Nah, I don't know - there are some big dorks on this site.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'

Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
 
you can check harvey off on that........but for a runner up i'd have to go with that damn 'mike_hunt10' kid......i mean everytime im online his ass is. must have no friends at all. just hangs out with himself doing nerdy things, you know what im talking about.

Dad: 'Chris, no smoking in the house! Where's the pot?'

Me: 'In the air.'
 
I nominate brit1275 and lovetoski84, hahahahahaha

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
I prolly shouldnt have said that, they know where i work.

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
I nominate pocket rocket.

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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
 
i 2nd p.r....just to make him madder.

remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.

-686 enterprises

 
Well, i've done a lot of research on this one, and my conclusion has to be andy (lineskieastcoast) because not one of his posts has made me laugh, they all just m ake me shake my head

the kid's not funny, and he thinks he is. but i will never mention anything about it again, but that kid is a fucking dork.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes's dad

'I like little boys' - Phrosty
 
haha thats mean...

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'

-The Simpsons

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0
 
...but someone was eventually gonna say it... ...mean yes... ...but true?...in a way yes, but also - in a way... yes.

Jeff Schmuck to Matt Enns - 'Hey Matt, if your parents get devorced will they still be cousins?'
 
I vote for me :)

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
Ahahahahaha, ski_pimp that was gold

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
dez22 is such a fag

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
skipimp, you beat me to the puncvh. soooooooo true, its not mean if its real.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
*shakes head approving of what skipimp_ jsut did* yea dude, you guys are so mean and shit. you might have hurt his feelings! *winkwink*

Dad: 'Chris, no smoking in the house! Where's the pot?'

Me: 'In the air.'
 
I like reading what Andy has to say. Therefore, I nominate myself. I mean, over 800 posts in less than two months? I have a life, I swear!

Actually, I really do have a life. I like my life. I still nominate myself.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
yeah i nominate Tyler Martin...... dude, did you guys hear he got to meet the lead singer of dashboard confessional.. woah.... haha just kidding tyler.... i love you ;)

*brooke*

'lovin you is like a song i replay, every 3 minutes and 30 seconds of everyday.'- Lauryn Hill

'You see this hair, and this ass? i was supposed to be black!'-Ashlie
 
I don't even know how to respond. I don't even like going on the fucking site anymore. I come on usually just to bitch at people b/c I'm bored. You guys are the fuckers that are voting on something on the site. I don't even care. Almost all of you are posers, or white rich kids who think they are ghetto, or hippie trash, I could go on. So hows this. Fuck you. This site is fucking gay anyways now. And Matt, I'm sorry, seriously, you put so much work into it, and all the stuff you do is right.

You are all fucking morons, after being nice to so many of you, I don't even get one person to back me up.

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
 
i gotta go with myself just because im not sure of any of the others here but i know im a dork.

Go Red Sox

Yankees Suck

NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
 
haha brooke you were just as excited as me your dork....

i just say im gay... - Schwags

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that
 
yeah i am a dork, arent i?

i just say im gay... - Schwags

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that
 
but tyler i'm the one who is the biggest dork on newschoolers don't hog all the credit

*brooke*

'lovin you is like a song i replay, every 3 minutes and 30 seconds of everyday.'- Lauryn Hill

'You see this hair, and this ass? i was supposed to be black!'-Ashlie
 
i 2ed the nomination of dan. i have skied with him a lot.... and man... this kid has so weird stories...maybe cause his dad is the biggest pothead in vermont.. haha

and andy is one of the fucking coolest kids i know... just cause he is 'the nice guy' doesnt mean hes a dork.. come on guys.. thats fucked up.its easy to put him down when he is down, but when hes on top shitting on you.. you better whatch out.

'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll when we were talking about how newschoolers is turning into a little mini society

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
hey im gonna back up andy here, i may not know him, but he is nice to me, so quit givin him shit. i have noticed the same thing to, like people startin to bash other people for no reason. i have not been bashed yet, but this probably will get me some bashing. i loved this site when i started, but now i just come on to talk to a few people that arent dicks. everybody should just get along wit everybody else, quit bashing others

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
K, im sick of all the little bitches starting shit on this site. seriously, if you think someone's a dork good for you, i dont think anyone else gives a shit, dude. 'sides i barely know andy but hes a pretty cool guy so whatever. Even if i think some people on here are dorks im not gona post some mean-ass shit on here to make it look like i have a big cock. back off

 
hey guys...stop ratting on andy.

just because he has a bigger cock than most of you and is a better lay than evan raps, you don't need to be bitter.

when you think about how you wish you were as cool as andy, just take some condolences in knowing that he does have a pink hat.

but other than that, andy's the man.

 
haha, nice. Yeah, I've known Andy for like a year, he's phatt man, get off his case guys. He's a mad cool guy and he can be damn funny if you take the time to actually listen to him instead of hassling him before he even opens his mouth. Some people need to take a big step back and analyse themselves before they start taking digs at others, Leave Andy alone, he'a a good dude.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Andy is my wild, bangin' friend. (He'll understand what that means. lol.)

He's a really nice guy, and if you knew him at all you would realize that.

He's on my list of 3000. I love him.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
the biggest tool on the site is pocketrocket... he is the dumbest fucker ever.

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
well, you asked who, and I had to say it just cause it's been buggin me. Im sure he's funny sometimes, everyone is, and iM sure hes a really nice guy, i never said he was an asshole, and also, Hippie trash? dude, thats an oxymoron.

So I live in Canada, I have a right to express my opinion,m and thats all I did. Im not hating, hate is wrong, but I just don't like him. Sorry, f that offends people, suck my motherfucking schlong

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
 
well pocketrocket was nice to me...so im not gonna make fun of him just because you did...and that would make me a tool for just following you and the crowd....and andy isnt gay or a tool or a dork...hes funnier,cooler and a better skiier than me..maybe you 2 but i dont know

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
DynastarFreeskier is the winner

Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us

Crowd: huge cheers

Jack Black: Why are they cheering?

Kyle: because that’s fucking hardcore!

 
It's gotta be either gateskate or crystallineskier, I swear they are quite possibly the stupidest people i have ever met.

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
Umm... Definatly me. By far. Seriously.

No more debate. I am handsdown the biggest dork on here.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
all of those who are saying that someone on this site is the biggest dork are infact the biggest dork

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
i think there's something wrong with what you said cedric - but i can't quiet figure out what that might be...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
Do I need to say it again? ME!

MAKE THE SILVER SPIDERS GO AWAY!

Yes. That is all.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
quebecfreestyler is a dork!

sorry, you know i want your ass

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
 
no offense, i like andy a lot. in fact we actually help each other out with computer shit and what not. but i do think he is a dork. it's not a bad thing to be a dork. you all act like it's a horrible thing, andy is jsut one of those kdis that consistenyl bitches and moans about every fucking thing and is never happy. never enjoying life and shit. so he sits there pissed off at the world and at everyone, because he sets himself up for ridicule(sp?), if he didn't take things so seriosuly he wouldn't be in the position he is in. look at darryl for instance, i've called him gay numorous times, same with PhattTim.........did either of them get butt hurt about it? NOPE! and that's why no one thinks they are a nerd.....they don't give a shit what people on the internet think. therefor they have confidence in themselves.........which makes you act chill and you can take some fucking jokes. but andy sits there and has a stick up his ass and when someone says something aobut him he tweeks and everyone laughs about it cuz he actually cares. so then someone else is like 'well it was funny last time when someone bashed on him, i'll jsut say his name to see what he does' and andy tweeks and crys about it. and we all laugh. so andy, if you don't want people to mkake fun of you, fucking relax and take a damn joke!

.......just my 2 cents......

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
well said, and andy, i don't want hostility, but if it really matters if i like you or not, then i think your the sexiest motherfucker on this site...well besides all those hot 14 year olds

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
 
had to add this in........look at harvey for instance.......is he complaining and crying about someone saying he is a dork.........nope.........take a hint andy

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
The fuckin asshole that came up with this is the dork. Who gives a shit about who the fuck is a loser, we're all skiers and tahts what counts. and what that guy said about how your all rich ghetto wannabe posers sounds pretty true, who the fuck says 'chill' every other word? get out on the mountain and stop bitching about dorks on a fucking site, and since its the summer why the fuck dont you get a fucking skateboard instead of spending all your time on this site?

I put the fun in dysfunctional

 
wohw wohw wohw - now don't go bad mouthing good old willie - he's one badass mofo and he'll fuck you up dude. he's got the darkness on his side. if you piss him off enough he'll sick the leader of the darkness after you. you don't want to mess with bubbleboy do you?

and you got it wrong about Harvey - he's a nerd... computer nerd to be exact. But yea, andy - listen to what they are saying dude. When I say to you 'you're really taking this NS thing to heart eh?' you really shouldn't block me - that's just letting them/us/everyone win. It's the fuckin' internet dude, it's not like we're all sitting around drinkin' beers and dissin' you left and right.... Dave is the only person I know that has that happen to him (than he goes home crying).

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
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