She was in that match against the old ladies yesterday...
'Who ordered the turkey club?' the waitress yelled across the small diner.
'I did!' The man excitedly replied.
Promptly, an over-excited turkey ran out from the back and beat the man to death with a large wooden bat.
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'To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling. Knowing this why do I defy... Because my inner voice is yelling.' -Incubus
im sure its nice for the 1080 team to have a girl on the team so now they dont have to look at jf's ugly ass mullette............just kidding, mulletts rock!
'go big, go bigger, and go bigger then everybody' mike metzger
'eh I go first cause I'm snowboarder Eh go first cause I'm snowboarder, but I am snowboarder too but they doesn't know that, fockairzzzz' mickael from Scandalous!
with my hair as it is now....i would nominate myself as the ugliest male jibber...
wait no...i was already nominated by Will and seconded by many others as the hottest male jibber so that can't be true. THANKS WILL!!! you are damn sexy too.
evvverybody was talking about the poor boy at ski camp who got a concussion...by getting hit by the ole' whistla bus.
*emily BENNETT
Butterflies, zebras, and moonbeams...and
Fairytales, that's all she
Ever thinks about,
Riding with the wind...'
Little Wing-Jimi Hendrix
it was the last day in whistler for me and i was going to launch the table and just start flipping and spinning as hard as i could. then she told me not too. she's brilliant!
add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17.
i am a little boy
I don't know, why would someone lie about something like that? There is no advantage to having a hot cousin, unless you live in like... Alabama. Sorry to anyone from Alabama.
-matt
'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
ya, my mom is good friends with Sarah Burke's mom. they are both artisty people so they talk all the time....it's funny cuz they always talk about sarah and i and how be both ski and shit, and they just talk about her like any other person (i know she IS just like any other person - but they talk about Sarah and I in the same level of the ski industry - i think i said that right..i don't know)
freeskier 14 - that's none of your business, and if you actually think that Brittany Spears is still a virgin than you are one gulabul fuck. and no i don't hang out with sarah, i've never met her.
i went to the movies with her...we saw Titanic together...it was so awesome...she has a boyfriend, but that doesn't stop my hand from going to work...ya know? We don't get to see each other much even though we are cousins, but its still cool seeing her every now and then...
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
man curling is a sport that was invented as a drinking sport, no jokes, it was all about beer, and Sarah Burke is a wicked skier chick who can rip and is hot too, which makes her assome