Who is living out of their car this winter?

Got the Toyota 4runner with a portable heater. Hopefully I will be sober enough to remember to crack the windows every night. I am bummin this winter. I know there are a few non-trust fundee's on newschoolers who are doing it this winter. I am living in hood. Any tips? I have a few.

The worst part of all is wetness of clothes. I try and go after the day to a fast food place in my gear, spend a dollar, read, and let my shit dry out. You have no idea how bad putting on frosted gear is haha.

If you're in Oregon get on food stamps. Stay your parents kicked you out (If you are under 22 this will for sure work)

A 0 degree sleeping bad should do you fine. If it gets crazy cold just find a homie's floor to sleep on for the night.

Do a bunch of stretching. Perfect way to feel good for the next day and fight boredom.

Always always always. have a labeled designated bottle, that has a weird texture on it so you can piss in it every night instead of always fumbling around or drinking your piss the next morning accidently lol.
 
I bummed around VT in an RV for a month last january. Of course there were so many more creature comforts than a car but holy shit did that place get utterly filthy on many different levels. Just do the best you can to stay clean and keep your environment clean. I was with four other lazy people so this will probably be alot easier for you if ur bummin solo.
 
Yeah that's kind of a shitty move, not to mention increasing levels of illegal depending on what you tell them to get the stamps.
 
Cunt alert. You are either pimping the system, or getting pimped by the system. I am glad there are noble, schnooks like you out there who are paying for me to have fun. Keep it up.
 
Living outta your car during the winter is fun for a while, then gets really blah. Skiing is worth it tho usually.
 
truth, fuck this lil bastard. i hope some day you are living in a shit hole, have a starving family to feed, and you go and get denied for food stamps . your a dumb motherfucker OP, karma is a bitch you fucking pussy.
 
honestly, people who can't afford to feed their children are way scummier than some dude tryin' to ski bum it
 
What a general freeloading cunt bag.

mind posting your plates up here so I can be sure to get the tax dollars that went to feeding your oxygen stealing body? What a waste of biological cellmass.
 
not a bad call, world would be a better place without these little scumbags taking advantage of a system ( that i know has a ton of flaws ) that is designed to help people who truly need food for their families due to there circumtances. i know alot of people take advantage of it, and its sad, and there are some shit ass parents out there for sure ( drug addicts etc. ) ... but no matter what the parents did, its not the kids fault, and they need to eat. and people like mister OP here make me fucking sick when i think of kids been forced to go to bed hungry. not everyone in life is dealt a perfect hand of cards in life, and can run around the country worry free taking advantage of things they have no right to dabble in. unless of course OP has a family he is planning on living with in his car . and i fucking doubt it. like i said karma is a bitch. / rant
 
At least work for a while and save up your money for food, but food stamps??? That's just low
 
holy hate. i agree that food stamps should not be abused but some of you literally just wished death on a kid for wanting to run the ski- bum gauntlet of car life. thats fucked up.

i'll be livin in and out of my van this season. but i'm also going to have a job/ be living with my girlfriend so probably not collecting the stampage. course thats easier to do in slc where the town and the mountains are a stones throw. unlike hood and portland.
 
But if were the case then he would deserve foodstamps because he is supporting a family (which won't happen )...... You are a fucking retard
 
Uhhh, no one is wishing death on this kid for trying to be a ski bum. We are wishing death on him (by the way, everyone dies, I'd just rather this shit train does so before reproducing) for being a parasitic fuck, who wants the rest of the country to pay for his livelihood, which gives nothing back to the country.
 
ive been on the stamps for 3 years now, with and without money and jobs, and on unemployment. youre the idiots for not capitalizing on 200 bones of free grub a month. chumps.
 
Food stamps are for people who don't have the money to buy food, and don't have the means to get that money. You are suggesting using them for the sake of selfishness. I'm not noble, I'm just not a deadweight, and I'm going to continue to work hard for my living so that when I ski, I am the one earning it.

Sandy, he's not taking advantage of the man, he's taking advantage of a system that costs everyone making an honest living money.

I'm fine helping out people who need it. OP doesn't need it, he just feels an illegitimate entitlement.
 
Food stamps are for people who are so abismal at life, that they are unable to provide themselves with one of life's primary needs (second only to oxygen). There are people with Down's syndrome who are more capable than those on food stamps. So while we are at it, if you are on food stamps, please consider a heavy diet. I'd rather the government not spend MY money feeding your worthless ass. Food stamps are not free, the non oxygen thieves pay for them.
 
You are a true piece of shit.

You're not taking advantage of "the man", you're taking advantage of your friends and family who work legitimate jobs and earn their keep. You freeload off of their hard work for your "I'm a lazy piece of shit with no morals" stamps. I hope your free food tastes of guilt.

You are what is wrong with this country, don't question that; you're absolute scum.
 
I personally wouldn't get food stamps, but everyone here is judging someone they don't even know. The government assistance programs are fatally flawed. We as NSers have no control in its regulation. Since ODB took a limo to get his food stamps, should I hate on WU-TANG? At least OP isn't buying scratch tickets with them.
 
would it not be easier to get a night job, ski everyday and contribute to society.Like a real ski bum, your just being a bum. But honestly everyone hating prob came for a good family were things come easy and just dont understand that our economic system does not give opportunities to everyone and just because you are on food stamps does not meen you are not capable off providing for yourself but the system wont let you, because you need money, money comes from a job that right now are not really their especially for young adults.
 
would it not be easier to get a night job, ski everyday and contribute to society.Like a real ski bum, your just being a bum. But honestly everyone hating prob came for a good family were things come easy and just dont understand that our economic system does not give opportunities to everyone and just because you are on food stamps does not meen you are not capable off providing for yourself but the system wont let you, because you need money, money comes from a job that right now are not really their especially for young adults.
 
lol at "learn how to read" - good one dude! but you fools actually said this -

"Food Stamps? I hope you get drunk and forget to crack your windows with your heater on.

I'd prefer he starve to death before he gets to pass on his infected DNA."

so yea, people in here did wish death upon the dude. which is melodramatic and stupid.
 
Hahaha Yo can you take the stick out of your ass?

Who actually gives a fuck? What exactly will you do about it besides bitch and moan?

OP wants to collect food stamps so that he can go ski and enjoy himself instead of working a dead end 9-5 job that you probably do...and before you tell me some sweet bullshit like your an engineer or in medical school, consider the fact that OP owes you and society JACK SHIT.

 
Why does society owe the OP food stamps? And actually he does owe us something, like the food he is planning on eating. Tax payer's pay for it.
 
I lived in my car for a few weeks last winter and was on food stamps. BUT I WAS ALSO WORKING. But i didnt make shit. I got on foodstamps because i actually needed them. Mount Baker doesnt pay their employees SHIT. I was a "full time" employee, which to Mount Baker, means 15-20 hours a week.
 
Back
Top