Who is good at riddles?

[Avifarer]

For those who are familiar with mickeys beer..

 

[1337]

your mother's a whore

 

[.frenchy]

nofuckinwai

 

[rudager]

May Canoe Bag something Airhockey.

Makes perfect sense.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Looks like an ink bottle to me.

 

[Steeze_Minister]

May canoe bag owl sorry (the board game)

 

[samwise]

holy shit it IS an owl

 

[B4NE1]

There are 188 days in May and the best time to play air hockey is in a canoe while eating a sandwich and drinking a jar of mystery liquid. Brett were you in Airdrie on new years and WHEN THE HELL IS DELIRIUM GONNA OPEN.

 

[1337]

definitely a jar of mayonnaise

 

[Nobody.]

I have no clue, kbai.

 

[kootenayklaus]

peanut butter.

 

[[creative]]

dr. suess is good at riddles... betcha he could figure it out

 

[snwbrdmilf]

It's a good thing OP isn't asking for help with a rhyme then.

 

[.jesus.]

and he's dead

 

[rudager]

There's only one man for the job.

Someone contact Batman, we're opening up Arkham

 

[yuck]

the may canoe part probably is supposed to mean "making you" but i dont get the rest.

 

[rudager]

Well that's no fun...

 

[Arabian.]

May raft bag jar ink

 

[Schlop]

what the fuck is going on in this thread.

 

[.Apex.]

Making you bagel hockey

 

[Lemuel]

May-canoe paper-applesauce-teet

 

[SNEEZE]

MIKE RIDDLE

 

[daskis]

I have a riddle I heard a while back:

The man who made it sold it. The man who bought it never used it. And the man who used it never saw it. What is it?

 

[MACAQUE]

A coffin. Or a cane for a blind guy.

 

[blindside]

coffin, now get back to lamping.

 

[Big_Meech]

Make A New Bagel ______?????

 

[TheReverend]

If Pinocchio told you his nose will grow, what would happen?

 

[MothaHucker]

making you boggled?

 

[ChucklesNorman.]

Is it make a new begining?

 

[steezenskis]

makeanewsandwichowlink. i got it.

 

[soulskier]

make a new, for sure after that i'm puzzled reamcartonfbitargetdot? or maybe new years resolution but i dont see how thats possible

 

[blindside]

I think you got it..

 

[smltownjibba]

I think so too but what is that thing between the bag and ink?

 

[ChucklesNorman.]

I'm almost positive. I can't think of anything else.

 

[Lemuel]

cotton gin

 

[Anathema]

may canoe is definitely make a new. make a new what. make a new bagowlink? MAKE A NEW BAGEL LINK!

why are we linking bagels.. it's a government conspiracy. BEWARE YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD COFFEE SHOP!

 

[Steeze_Minister]

make a new bag full of ______

 

[oreopancake.]

ffffuuuu i was just going to post it.

probably right.

 

[daskis]

Looks like that's it.

 

[Arabian.]

MAKE A NEW BEGINNING.

 

[amo]

...http://www.mickeys.com/Caps.aspx

not there

 

[Anathema]

wait i get it

google search: bottle cap riddle 188

the google makes all the internets less fun ((((((

 

[amo]

may-canoe (make a new) bag-gin-ink (beginning)

i guess

 

[MothaHucker]

yup. its make a new beginning

 

[ChucklesNorman.]

I can haz cookie??

 

[pimpcat]

I like turtles.

At least thats what the decoder that came with my fruit loops says.

 

[nikkib.]

mind fuck

 

[mommy]

the joker!