WHO IS ANDY MAHRE?

really? where?

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
in the 411 section under who got signed by sessions. way to go mah-ar-eeeeeeee

*brooke*

greggles: 'you know how many times i have been accused of being proho?'
 
which freeze?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
and he is really hot

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
yeah thanks icelander. i know him and just wanted to give him some credit for it

*brooke*

waskier720: 'you know how many times i have been accused of being proho?'
 
Ohhhh Freeze! Big whoop, tell me when he gets in a REAL magazine like Ski Canada!!!

________________________________

A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body
 
i remember seeing steve and phil mahre in warren miller's ski bloopers 2

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
Nope he's my hero...wait maybe its the other way around

You beamed to the wrong planet this time, with a hot pink phaser and one line, before getting morphed into faggot dust.

 
isnt he that guy who went to jail for molesting little boys?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
no no wait, wasnt it dave pauls that went to jail for molesting lokash while andy watched?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i heard kristi leskinen was so impressed with his skiing that she gave him a hand job. she wouldn't go the full monty because she didn't want to seem slutty though.

 
andy is a slut...

Val d'Irene represent!!!!!!!!!!

NS media fo ever!!!!

'believe me- when you ski like timboskier- you have every right to be cocky. the kid throws cork 12s and double lincoln grabs'- zachd

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
 
I didn't got to jail dumb asses... I broke my foot.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
wow go andy, he is amazing.

This young girl

She's a freak

She's out clubbin' every night of the week

'i dont see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing.'

**I'm depressed, i need the snow.**
 
so wait, andy molested lokash while cody watched?

man, im confused

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
You're all posers. I met Andy and his dad and uncle at Thanksgiving dinner. They said that I could ski with them anytime I want. So there.

 
HOLY FUCK!!! what do they smell like?

'a dope skier? thats like a roller skater jumpin in a half pipe and fuckin shit up!' (kaos..ok)
 
um why would freeze want to become like ski canada. canada is a bunch of cow fucking hicks with harry women i dont think they will do it, but keep tryin my man.

Shoot to thrill, play to kill

 
its andy maher according to the magazine. i know this guy. in fact, we are pretty good friends. he got a package from sessions the other day, and oh my is his new shit dope....but ya, i havent been here awhile, my computer has been, out to work...or be fixed or something...

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
all i know is what i saw on the news

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
and why would i pretend to know a bunch of posers like these guys?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
but i'm sexier

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
well..uh..bu...he...he is a mahre...so there...hahaha

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
no

''It started in like a hiccup, then I took the biggest vilest crap of my life. It gushed forth like someone shot a whole in a keg of beer. My legs were kicking all over the place uncontrollably. All the muscles in my body tensed, quivered and shook. I don't know what an exorcism feels like, but I bet it was alot like that.'' -Dan ''Maximumsushi' Mac Intyre
 
andy is chill, he has come to hood for the past few years and learns shit fast. he skis for volkl too and is good, just hasnt gotten too much coverage yet but he probably will

 
thanks for the info... uhhh... yea...

This young girl

She's a freak

She's out clubbin' every night of the week

'i dont see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing.'

**I'm depressed, i need the snow.**
 
thanks for filling us in bobbo.

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
hahah glad i wasnt the only one who didnt know what to say to that post.. except he doesnt ride for volkl anymore

*brooke*

waskier720: 'you know how many times i have been accused of being proho?'
 
ya, im riding for k2 now.

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
i agree with SVHUCKER...we should make a soap opera from this thread...this person molested this one, when he did the other...blah blah blah...it could work

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
andy's sponsored? whos this guy. and if hes sooo good why haven't i heard of him. i once knew a andy. he would go into the huck in govy and get free water while sitting there for hours on end.

Peace My Brother.. From Another Mother......loka$h
 
once I think I saw him outside the huck eating cold soup out of a can with one of his boys...seemed pretty white trashy

'a dope skier? thats like a roller skater jumpin in a half pipe and fuckin shit up!' (kaos..ok)
 
Ya, I saw those cats. One had a bunch of tattoos but he was too skinny to be a biker, too white to be a gangsta, and had too many teeth to be from a trailer park. I think he was a straight up poser. The other one had a bunch of Sessions gear. Him and the tattoo kid both looked too broke to be pros so I figure the kid with all the Sessions gear must have gotten his mom to buy him a bunch of gear so he could look like Shane McConkey.

 
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