WHO INVENTED SKIING???

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lagwagon

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WHO IS THE AWESOME PERSON WHO INVENTED SKIING AND WHERE'D THEY DO IT FIRST, AND WHAT ON??? AND WHEN?

DOES ANYONE KNOW?????

 
i dont think we will ever know

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
um, who said you can use me as a shield

actually i got an idea, my flak pants are so big we can both hide IN them

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
lol sounds like a plan

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yeah, umm lile skiing has been arouns sience 1400 AD it was my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmother.

I like my boots like i like my women, rear entry.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
damn you must have one hell of a family tree

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
john i dont know where you come up with shit like that, but keep it coming

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
what on earth is this talk about the 10th brigade or what not?

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
leadville is a shit hole, highest incorporated town in the country. THats their claim to fame, also the Kum n' Go.

I like my boots like i like my women, rear entry.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
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skiing was invented by matt brogan.

so suck it bitches.

With all due respect to the game, I'm the P-H-enom

Not ready for prime time, be-yond, extinction

Change your way of thinkin, or be-gone

fast the fuck out, somethin stinkin

Could it be the skunk, or could it be that body in the trunk

of my Lincoln, Continental style pop the pussy like a pimple

I'm fed up, I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up

Turnin up the temperature, hold them kids that entered the

36th, master mix shit

Biohazardous, pretentious

Do it for the chemically imbalanced

State your business, pay me at the door

Iron Man, hear me roar on twelve inches

Shell shocked soldier in the trenches

Fire in the hole game commences

Third string rappers play the benches

Reload, there'll be no repentance for souls

Just life sentence, with no chance for parole

and that's real

 
damn i always knew dirty had something to do with this whole idea of strapping two boards to yoru feet and going downhill

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
Im pretty sure skiing was invented before colorado even exisited, say by someone in scandanavia

'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily' -Animal House
 
thats just what they want you to think, we all know dirty invented it

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
it says on the old 1080 boot ad that the scandanavian army started to use them first

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later
 
Yea the 10th mtn brigade just learned how to ski as part of their special unit training, and then some of the members of the unit founded vail, and as far as who invented skiing, it was the Norwegians. Norwegians invented skiing about 5000 years ago. They used skis to hunt over snow covered terrain. They didn't really use ski boots or bindings instead they just strapped their feet to long heavy pieces of wood. The original alpine skiing is more similar to modern cross-country skiing. Skiing spread to Scandinavia and Russia so they could use it as winter transportation.

 
i actually did I report for school a few years back on skiing and part of the report was the history, from what I found it was a long time ago in Scandinavia / norway region and it was natives who used them to go fast over the deep snow and chase down animals and eat them! you gotta love that

I wanna grow up to be a funky Euripides, the fly on the street, the beat- Quarashi

 
my kid is going to invent skiing.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
the scandinavians invented x country skiing as a means of transportation and then converted it to downhill.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
As many may know, when skiing first started you had to stop to turn. So the creater of modern skiing, Sondre Nordheim of Morgedal, Norway, invented sufficient straps so that the skis would stay on durring turns and jumps. That was the telemark ski and it evolved into the skis we use now.

 
It was either me, darryl or some guy in 1850 who needed to go from his log cabin to his bitches log cabin down a realy steep hill for some sweet sweet lovin'.

'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp

 
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