At a bar i used to work at,  i was on my break watching the guy serve balls across the table killer fast with no one there to return...  he'd go and pick up his 12 balls or something,  and do it again,  he was really good,  then he came up and asked me what i was eating,  i told him it was a grilled cheese sandwich,  THen he asked me,  WOw,  How do you make it?  I almost pissed my pants, but i couldn't laugh in his face,  so i explained it to him,
THis was a man in his 40's,  he then went to the dj and asked to play some swollen members...
the dude kept coming up to me while i was on break, and he got annoying,  he would brag "I trained with the canadian table tennis team"  and other dumb shit like that,  the dude was clearly slower than glue...
anyways,  i went back to work,  while i was working it struck me,....
I just met Forest Gump,  A retarded ping-pong player
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