Who HATES POPPED COLLARS?

Yeah... at my school we have to wear collared shirts.. and so many fags who think they're hot shit pop their collars.. I always feel like walking up to them and say, "Hey, your collar's up!" and unpop it for them and go, "There! Much better." To bad I'd probably get gangbeaten by a mob of people in the grade below me. Because all of them do it.
 
I hate poped collars. I saw some douchebags at walmart who thought they were hot shit. you know, reppen the sick walmart gear and all.
 
it does make you feel like hot shit though, you gotta admit. but it also makes you look like a HUGE douchebag
 
the thing that makes me laugh the hardest is when people pop their collars during the day. just doing regular things from the 9-5.
 
my buddy followed some frat dude around a bar telling him that his collar was messed up and fixing it for him for about 20 min. the kid wouldnt leave the bar, and my buddy wouldnt stop fixing his collar.
 
hahaha h0kay. Back in the day i had to be at work at 8 in the morning. I worked in a restraunt, and other kids would arive near the same time as i did n dis one kid would always walk in with his work shirt on popped colla n all and hed have to undo it do start work but he just did it for tha entry. It was rediculous and ghey
 
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I don't care if people pop their collars but if they act like douche bags while doing it, yes I care. That golden stereotype of a frat boy pissses me off the most.
 
as someone in a dr. dre song once said "pop yer colla, pimp convention hoes fo a dolla"

but yeah i don't know why anyone would ever think that it doesen't make them look like the biggest asshole ever
 
collars down- thats like old man off to the golf course. you don;t like popped collars then don;t wear collared shirts! and for real reason why popped collars read this:

Bulldahg

Walter Camp Level 5 User Date Posted:Feb/20/2004 7:39 PM

I'd love to take credit for this, but it's from the Georgetown Lampoon:

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Opinion

Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People

By I.M. Adick, III

When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.

Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my B-frat friends (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo?

Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman. You probably don't even know how to sail.

When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in my designer clothes and shit-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class fuck up. I bet you went to public school.

You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me.

source- yale student paper-sourcing it from georgetown's student paper.
 
"ever since i can remember i've been popping my coller, popping popping my collar, popping popping my colar!" haha
 
i think i popped my collar once, and then i started laughing hysterically and put it down....

but it does look pretty gay, and there really is no point to it whatsoever.
 
bahahhahaaha

Now Im all for agreeing that collars which are popped completly are the epitome of douchessness and bad taste; but if only the back is popped, does that make it ok?
 
bro, i think you just need to chill bro, i mean like just get some natty ice, maybe play some gamecube and just chill.
 
What about the triple-pop? Like the picture above? Haha i've never seen one of those in person, I'm so glad.
 
in my school of 2000 people there is about 5 people who can pull it off. everyone else just looks like a flaming homo, and it gives me something to laugh at
 
popped collars are annoying as hell. every now and then my boyfriend would do it to annoy me but never in public. i just think it looks stupid and unneccesary. people who do it obviously DON'T look cool
 
but honestly, i really dont care. if you want to pop your collar and look like a huge idiot, be my guest.

and for those who say "yeaaaah brospeh but when the collars pop the panties drop lets listen to dave matthews band" the kind of girls that i am interested in would just laugh at you. if you want, you can have all the fake annoying ho's for yourself
 
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