Who has the most ghetto crew?

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midwest_rep

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Yeah that's right, I'm callin all of you bitches out to tell me if you think your crew is the sickest. So fuck y'all, I dare you to come to Wisconsin, my posse will beat you down and then we'll thrown down some rhymes as you pussies run away. so let's hear it, how badass are you guys? Here's some thing's I've done with my Midwezt Crewz:

- I've killed like a hundred people with pistols, probably way more than Tanner Hall.

- My pants are so fucking big, seriously. I bet all those adults hate me and are jealous because I need these huge pants to fit my huge penis into.

- We listen to real ghetto rap shit. Real shit nigga. Like, all it is gun blasts and a bunch of black guys making barking noises.

- Every week, we smoke 10 lbs of weed. We roll blunts so big they dont fit in the trunk of our 89 Caddis, but that could be because we've got the huge Clarions back there. And all the bodies of the people we kill.

- We have to strap the huge blunts to the top of the car and pretend they are skis.

- We do mad raps, we spit lyrics at all the little bitches at our mountain. yeah, those Moms at the mountain never let thier kids come over to our side of the hill when we're rappin. They know to keep away.

- My homies and I have got a shitload of backcountry Wisconsin booters claimed, and if any of you fucking pussies try and snake that shit, we'll fuck you up. Just like those dudes at Chad's Gap. You best stay off our fucking territory.

- I had sex with Marc Frank Montoya.
 
Alas, ur so true. ur more right than I can ever hope to be, I'm gay. ur defintely on top of the game, got me there. How did ur brain see through me like that? I thought I hid my thugness better, but ur totally right. Ur skiing it probably way better than mine, and ur definetely straight as an arrow. Do ur girlfriend extra hard for me tonight, since I'll be wacking off to pictures of Billy Idol.
 
Don't mess with wisconsin.

There were more people in the woods with guns (600,000) deer hunting two weekends ago than are fighting in Iraq now. thats 600 THOUSAND gats.
 
31st i wanna say and my crew, which consists of all white kids who get 4.0s and spend out nights playing halo bitches
 
hahahahhaha. Hilarious thing I have seen today thus far.

I think you started a revolution on calling forum posts.
 
gg allin and the scumfucks were pretty dope, dude ate his own shit on stage, got banned from the state of nh, and had like 15 swastika tattoos...if thats not ghetto, then i dont know what is.
 
No way bitch, you know you're gangsta when you're sponsored by Smith and Wesson. My rep just hooked my crew up with the 06' .44 mags.
 
the word ghetto simply can be defined as a large population of people who are the same race living in the same area.. in other words ghettos have nothing to do with pistols, nines, teflon vests, or hollow tips.. so all of you bumbass wannabe's need to step your vocab game up
 
"- I had sex with Marc Frank Montoya."

Easily making you the most deep rollin tek tek nine clakin crew in the fucking buildang.
 
i live with my parents! i'm real gangster! sometimes i even stay out after bed time! don't tell anyone
 
who the fuck cares if you smoke 10 lbs of weed a day. with all the chronic your nuts would have shrunken to the size of a pea and there would be no resistance when trying to shove your acclaimed "god statused penis" into your pants. tool.
 
my crew will tumble u fool, come over to our ghetto country club but dont forget to wear your collar shirt and khaki. We kill hella people too, stright up. o and 49th.
 
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