who has the biggest balls

hoodratz47

hoodratz47

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jamie perrie... or mike wilson.. which one has more scrote!

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
jamie pierre is just an idiot, I hope he dies.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
man phrosty i did not know that men can get pms

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
wilson, then morrison

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
that dog on van wilder

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
did you just find that out about yourself?

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
id think a veteren like you could make up a better comback attaxk.. you losing your touch....

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
yea, it's fading, I'm getting old.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
yes, i was actually a bit disappointed in the comeback

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
same here.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
damn, so much pressure, it's been weighing on me, maybee I'll just get myself banned again.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
hahaha do it!!! anyway pierre does have more balls, but mike is gonna die earlier than pierre, cause hes going to try a 220ft. gap.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ok, well fuck you, you donkey-punching ass-ball. youre comebacks are more worthless than a bunch of nuns in a brothel. i hope your boyfriend gets aids. thats right phrosty... what now.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
'more worthless than a bunch of nuns in a brothel'...... haha priceless

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
I watched some segment on like discovery channel that said Extreme skiers like cliff dropping and huge vert runs have an average life expectancy of 5 years from the beginning of their career! WHat do you think? True?

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
i think people are pretty fuckin ignant and they should all go drive their suburbans with sideimpact airbags and 40 different kinds of insurance off a fuckin cliff... safety conscious assholes.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
i still love u phrosty

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
Hoodratz it is anatomically possible for men to get PMS, they start to bleed, get cramps, and pissy but its very rare, theres only a few cases of it. I wouldnt know why it happens though, not like they got ovarys (sp?) if they have a cock.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
damn, phrosty didnt take the bait... thats gay

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
jamie pierre

mike wilson hasn't done much

jamie hit the 185 footer or whatever and pyramid with a snowboard

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NWFT - the one and only

STENCIL KREW - the elite
 
sorry ive never see jamie pierres or mike wilsons balls

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
hahah... so i suppose the real question is... which ones are saltier?

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

i was having the wildest sex of my life with Josh (Crystal-needs-a-park). and he kept shouting out 'NEWWWWWWWWWSCHOOOOLERS.COMMMM!!!'. it was kinda scary. but i came here none the less. - SamCaylor
 
^woaaaaaaaaah... what the fuck

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
^ yeah crystal.. thats what i though. pretty sick eh? i almost puked.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
Ya I can see how mike wilsons life will come to a short end or that he could end up in a wheelchair cause the shit he boosts off has no room for error.

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner
 
haha the only part of that guys shirt u can read in the begining is wang

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
Hum. I think I'll file this one with

'Which skier is the most ghetto/steezy/stylie/badass/gangsta/ballzy/cool/strange/'

'It's the skills, not the bills.' Some random NS member who obviously has things much more figured out than most.
 
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Girl, you know its true.

'yup you're right' - strode420
 
^ my friend has one of those soccer balls..its fuckin awesome..we played 6v6 games its the nuts

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
^ Fuckeneh to that. Hibbert has gotta be up there. and Morrison, and McGovern. he is insane.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
either wilson, morrison, hibbert, mcgovern, or pierre

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
shit.. yeah..... pain mcshlonky.... hes downright dope

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
When the word 'balls' is mentioned these skiers come to mind. Simon Dumont, Candide thovex, Seth Morrison, Mike Wilson, Jamie Pierre

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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