Who has officialy started his ski season?

^wtf r u talking about..atleast i didnt total my car in a snowburm..and who has a rail in there back yard?ME
 
^ how would you like it if i learned the native rain dance and made it rain there so it couldn't open everything next weekend? how would that feel?
 
^how would it feel if i learned a sun dance and made it be 100 degrees up there like summer and it melted everything?
 
then i would drive to alyeska and write my name in piss in the snow and claim that to be my residence
 
then i would vandalize the old mean ladys perfect for snowskating deck and forge your name in piss making her thin that it was you and then she'll tell your parents and then you'd be grounded forever and never ski again and alas i would rule all and you will be left to gravel at my feet... does that count as a burn?
 
then i would run away wile im in vail and right ur name in piss and say that u bone guys and then ill be sprigg's ski buddy
 
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